Irritable words used in office

[po2wq]

i need it ebd (end business day) = OT...fuck.

last time dat fella told me ...

me want it yesterday ...

 

[chootchiew]

Let's move on.

This is not acceptable in the corporate world, only used by the whities lol

 

[chootchiew]

Think out of the box!

Patient from IMH also think out of the box

 

[BlueWaffle]

Lady Boss : Will u get the fcuk right up here and fcuk mybrains out?!

Me : Sure boss, do u want me to give u blue waffle?

 

[chootchiew]

Lady Boss : Will u get the fcuk right up here and fcuk mybrains out?!

Me : Sure boss, do u want me to give u blue waffle?

.

I find this more delightful than irritating

 

[chootchiew]

Heads up Everybody....

 

[looneytan]

Lady Boss : Will u get the fcuk right up here and fcuk mybrains out?!

I find this more delightful than irritating

provided that Lady Boss is not THE Lady

 

[blackmondy]

Kenny Nabu CCB.

 

[chootchiew]

I wish to see all annoying words used be changed to something more hip and environment friendly..e.g.

Moving forward > galloping forward
think Out-of-the-box > think out of the coffin ( also means not to think like a dead person)
ping me later when u r ready > pong me later ..
BAU > Sengli chow cho..huat ah...
End Business day > close shop time
Just in case director wants it > scarli director wants it
I know where you coming from > I understand you lah
Justify your existence > Are you human ?
Heads up everyone > Baris sediak !