Guy steam when chilling at friend house, friend sister wear fbt shorts sit sofa let go half oyster. Samster oyster cum fbt shorts experts, pls advise?

[blackmondy]

People say 放半粒 but she 放半片

妹妹是这样吗？

 

[NanoRay]

People say 放半粒 but she 放半片

半叶

 

[sbfuncle]

V gave him a piece of his mind because he bojio V. Fxxking selfish.

This type of friend @syed putra will never invite him to his house.

Indeed a shocking logical reason for the anger.Else V should be angry with his sis or himself for inviting him to their house rather than his friend

 

[TanSong]

半叶

Correct I think 叶 is the correct countable noun

 

[k1976]

I is a ugly morpeng lao funker, chiobus see me only, siam far far. Can only beo from far.

I remember beoing my sec sch classmates do situps. See the smooth thighs and legs, and the tits moving forwards and backwards never fail to make my kkj steam into anaconda mode

Those are the good old days.... Moi unker liao

 

[blackmondy]

Correct I think 叶 is the correct countable noun

妹妹你有听说过一叶阴唇吗?

 

[steffychun]

Schoolgirls tend to zao geng.

 

[blackmondy]

Schoolgirls tend to zao geng.

Why ? Fresh abalones need air to breath izzit?

 

[NanoRay]

妹妹你有听说过一叶阴唇吗?

一对；半叶

 

[sbfuncle]

@ginfreely wear fbt shorts without bra , ride bicycle around jurong east and received many whistles when they saw 2 piece of her beef plus 2 long nipples.
They saw her beef from behind not from front.

 

[Semaj2357]

@ginfreely wear fbt shorts without bra , ride bicycle around jurong east and received many whistles when they saw 2 piece of her beef plus 2 long nipples.
They saw her beef from behind not from front.

hanor, sitting on a basikal seat flattens those beefy tendons and if no one claps, then those flaps will come in handy.
can double-up macham seatbelt when tied in a knot, keep ntuc stuff secured or just tuck into the fbt shorts if on silent mode

 

[UltimaOnline]

 

[red amoeba]

FBT stands for what ? Fuck big time ?

 

[sbfuncle]

I think the word chee toad came from this.
It looks like a toad.
If is smelly then is Chao chee toad.

 

[ODACHEK]

Last time women were mermaids, without legs, so to be able to walk like humans, they slit their tails to become two legs. But got a scar in between, so they use abalones to cover the scar, thus became CHEEBYES.

 

[JohnTan]

GUY MENTIONS HE SAW A FRIEND’S SIS ‘OYSTER’, GETS INTO TROUBLE

A guy shared a story of how he once told a friend that he saw another of their friend’s sister’s ‘oyster’ by accident while chilling together at his house.



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His friend then blurted out the whole thing to their mutual friend who then confronted him about the whole matter angrily.


He has since made up with his friend but ever since the incident, he feels very awkward when he bumps into his friend’s sister.

Here is the story​

“This incident happened a few years ago and it is still stuck in my mind even until today.

I was at a friend’s house, lets call this friend V. I was chilling on the sofa after doing some work together and his sister, lets call her A, comes out of her room and sits down next to me.


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A is 4 years older than me and V.

She was wearing a sports top with FBT shorts as she had just finished her workout and I was watching TV while she was looking at her phone.

She suddenly yelled out something and I looked at her phone but I accidentally saw half of her ‘oyster’ as it was exposed because of her sitting position which made the shorts pulled up.

I got a shock as this was the first time that I saw one in real life, we were only 18 at that point of time.

I stood up and excused myself to get a glass of water in the kitchen to calm myself down.


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The next day I told my friend, lets call him J about the incident and he told V.

V was so angry and he called me immediately to give me a piece of his mind and I apologised profusely and explained that it was an accident.

Months passed and he had forgiven me by that time and I still hangout at his place but every time I see his sister, I get reminded of what happened months back and still feel embarrassed.”

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When we were still dating many years ago, I used to hang out with my wife at her home. At first, her sisters used to wear bra. After some time, they stopped wearing bra at home. Common for women who feel safe around you to dress more casually. But if you stare at them like perverts, they'll cover up again.

 

[steffychun]

When we were still dating many years ago, I used to hang out with my wife at her home. At first, her sisters used to wear bra. After some time, they stopped wearing bra at home. Common for women who feel safe around you to dress more casually. But if you stare at them like perverts, they'll cover up again.

Pevert.

 

[JohnTan]

Pevert.

Perverts are usually losers like you where women always clutch their shirts tightly when you're nearby.

 

[eatshitndie]

i opened a toilet door in an sexecutive suite for all sexes and lo and behold, a tiongbu didn’t lock the door and had her legs opened wide while taking a leak while squatting on the seat. quite a hairy twat.

 

[steffychun]

Perverts are usually losers like you where women always clutch their shirts tightly when you're nearby.

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