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Read the hearts and thoughts of the candidates in your GRC if there's a contest:
PAP candidate 1: I'm one of the PAP elite! I'm made superhuman with ultimate intellect. That's the kind to be PAP ministers. The cockups won't dent my armour cos Singaporeans are dumb.
PAP candidate 2: Praying for opp to siam us and get walkover didn't work. But with PAP candidate 1 and me both being minister heavyweights, we're secure!
PAP candidate 3: Wonder how many more sleeping directorships I'm going to get this term. More $$$ coming to pocket, plus $$$ MP $$$ allowance!
PAP candidate 4: Singaporeans are apathetic, all we have to do is to scare them like shit, demolish opp, say the country will collapse etc. Sure win! Don't forget MSM all 100% cover us!
PAP candidate 5: Wow, thank my lucky stars I got selected. All the lumpa carrying was worth it. $11000 here I come!
Opp candidate 1: I wanna be famous. This doesn't need quality, just noise. See? If lucky can get NCMP and $$$.
Opp candidate 2: I'm loyal to opp candidate 1. Next time then betray him still not too late, but now he's famous.
Opp candidate 3: Fight fight fight!!! F PAP F PAP F PAP!!! Yargh!!! (Tongue sticks out)
Opp candidate 4: I just joined last week. Duo duo zhi jiao.
Opp candidate 5: ......
PAP candidate 1: I'm one of the PAP elite! I'm made superhuman with ultimate intellect. That's the kind to be PAP ministers. The cockups won't dent my armour cos Singaporeans are dumb.
PAP candidate 2: Praying for opp to siam us and get walkover didn't work. But with PAP candidate 1 and me both being minister heavyweights, we're secure!
PAP candidate 3: Wonder how many more sleeping directorships I'm going to get this term. More $$$ coming to pocket, plus $$$ MP $$$ allowance!
PAP candidate 4: Singaporeans are apathetic, all we have to do is to scare them like shit, demolish opp, say the country will collapse etc. Sure win! Don't forget MSM all 100% cover us!
PAP candidate 5: Wow, thank my lucky stars I got selected. All the lumpa carrying was worth it. $11000 here I come!
Opp candidate 1: I wanna be famous. This doesn't need quality, just noise. See? If lucky can get NCMP and $$$.
Opp candidate 2: I'm loyal to opp candidate 1. Next time then betray him still not too late, but now he's famous.
Opp candidate 3: Fight fight fight!!! F PAP F PAP F PAP!!! Yargh!!! (Tongue sticks out)
Opp candidate 4: I just joined last week. Duo duo zhi jiao.
Opp candidate 5: ......