Gay Loong invite Joko to Istana for tarpau Nasi Lemak and Roti Prata

[ontheA1]

Pinky should project the power of Singapore's sovereignty by inviting Joko for lunch during the month of Ramadan. And eat in front of him.

Sounds like a fantastic plan to celebrate SG50.

Wait let me migrate first.

 

[Batok Seri]

Bloody Straits Times non stop bullshit. Hawker nasi lemak and roti prata also describe as "sumptuous".

Sumptuous means lavish, luxurious, opulent.

 

[Papsmearer]

Joko will serve LHL streetside Bakso.

Yep, in that case for sure will lau sai in SQ First class on the way back. Better get his dead mother's SQ 747 with the full medical facility on standby to pump his stomach on the way back.

 

[Papsmearer]

Bloody Straits Times non stop bullshit. Hawker nasi lemak and roti prata also describe as "sumptuous".

Sumptuous means lavish, luxurious, opulent.

Served in Istana is sumptuous lah. Served in Adam Road Food Centre is ghetto lah.

 

[Papsmearer]

what is on that big table?

Economy char beehoon I think

 

[ontheA1]

Economy char beehoon I think

Got hum or not you think?

 

[Papsmearer]

One Nasi Lemak from Selera rasa - $2.50
One roti prata from Madras New Woodlands - $1.50
One look on Joko's face after realizing how fucking cheap his hosts are - Priceless

 

[laksaboy]

One Nasi Lemak from Selera rasa - $2.50
One roti prata from Madras New Woodlands - $1.50
One look on Joko first after realizing how fucking cheap his hosts are - Priceless

The kicker is that Joko could probably get the same food, tastier and cheaper, back in Indonesia.

 

[virus]

If the President or his wife lau sai from the prata then how?

dont worry, NEA will issue triple A rating if that happen

 

[Batok Seri]

Served in Istana is sumptuous lah. Served in Adam Road Food Centre is ghetto lah.

Then LHL should go all the way. Both men change into sarong, get rid of the servers, go to one of the garden pavilion lay down straw mat, sit on the floor and eat with fingers. Get the Police band to perform a couple of Metallica numbers.

Jokowi will be truly wowed.

 

[steffychun]

Fish Nasi Lemak or Chicken?

 

[ontheA1]

dont worry, NEA will issue triple A rating if that happen

3 cheers for NEA.

 

[ontheA1]

Fish Nasi Lemak or Chicken?

Give you a clue , its the one that cost less.

 

[steffychun]

Joko should embarass LHL by meeting with WP or any oppo members.

 

[laksaboy]

Fish Nasi Lemak or Chicken?

Chinese style, with luncheon meat.

 

[SunHo]

Ho Ching should cook to show sincerity.
Setting a bad example as Mother of Singapore.

 

[laksaboy]

Ho Ching should cook to show sincerity.
Setting a bad example as Mother of Singapore.

Indeed. She squirts sovereignty out of her birth canal. Truly a Mother of Singapore.

 

[SunHo]

Indeed. She squirts sovereignty out of her birth canal. Truly a Mother of Singapore.

I am surprised that she did not learn from her mother in law some classic Singapore dishes.

 

[steffychun]

Give you a clue , its the one that cost less.

Maybe just egg and rice lah.

 

[steffychun]

Ho Ching should cook to show sincerity.
Setting a bad example as Mother of Singapore.

Ho Ching's cooking would give them food poisoning.