FAP's Solution to SGs Being Replaced by FTrash - "My Handbook to Employment"

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Employment handbook launched
Posted: 28 July 2012 1357 hrs
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SINGAPORE: Residents living in the North East District will now have an additional toolkit to help them in their job search.

North East CDC with the support from the Singapore Workforce Development Agency (WDA) has launched "My Handbook to Employment" to guide residents in landing jobs of their choice.

The informative guide provides essential job application tips -- such as 'Identifying Self Awareness' and 'Preparing an Impressive Resume' -- to arm residents with the necessary skills to help them find gainful employment.

The guide is produced in four languages and targets rank and file employees, as well as Professionals, Managers and Executives (PMEs).

The handbooks will be distributed at various locations, including libraries located within North East District, community clubs and job hubs.

Interested individuals can also attend the Employability Skills Enhancement Programme that is conducted in both English and Mandarin. Participants will be given tips on job search, including resume writing, and be put through a mock interview session.

The handbook was launched at the "Road Map to Better Jobs" Career Fair organised by North East CDC and WDA.

North East District's Mayor, Teo Ser Luck, said: "The number of job seekers in the district has risen to almost 30 per cent as compared to the previous quarter.

=> From? Half-fxxx minister giving half-fxxx statement. This is the quality of the FAP's $$$million ministers.
"And many of those who come to us for employment assistance often also seek help on resume writing, performing at interviews, etc and other related areas.

"We produced the handbook to consolidate the know-how and tips that are needed to ace a job in an easy-to-read manner. With the launch of this initiative, we hope that job seekers will find it useful in preparing themselves thoroughly so that they stand a higher chance of being recruited."

- CNA/al

 

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In the handbook will be

Rule #1 You've lost your job, deal with it. Don't blame your foreign boss or foreign colleagues but your incompetence.

Rule #2 "You want to eat at the hawker, food court or restaurant?" Forget about $10 Char Kuay Tiow (that's for elites like your master ministar only). Be prepared to take a pay lower than your wildest dream.

Rule #3 Be the cheaperest, fasterest and betterest to avoid losing your job again.

If all else fail? Learn to speak Chinese and Tagalog. Your prospective employer may mistake you for a non-Singaporean and hire you.

 

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launched "My Handbook to Employment" to guide residents in landing jobs of their choice.

You garbage failures better go get a copy each, read it carefully and then work hard!

 

[Received_by_Kings]

"yes look into the mirror"

Yes good advice on what you do from your feedback to me in your peasant English you ugly, stupid and totally worthless Sporn chink swine. Just keep it up and no, you are lower than me and you don't need to report to me as you're big enough and I hate useless ogres.

Fucking ugly Singaporean chink dirt.

To the others
Let's ignore them but fuck them on still

 

[Received_by_Kings]

Only timid and simple. Not friendly and not really good-hearted.

I was so right about those bastard ugly worthless Sporn chinks who are dumb and useless as well and don't look at themselves in the mirror and worse, defy what they saw when they could actually see anything from their small and ugly slanted eyes!