[EXTREMELY SERIOUS] WILL I GET HAUL UP?

[nightsafari]

My indiscretion will be exposed! I am really and honestly very very worried.

if you can't do the time, don't do the crime. nobody forced you to be indiscreet. willing perpetrator rite?

in any case, the truth will set you free. If you get in trouble, it's not permanent. Either you are forgiven or you will pay the price. Either way your life still goes on. Maybe better or worse. If you don't like the outcome, don't do it again. live and learn.

 

[A Singaporean]

Everyday chicken rice also tired.

Even if you have steak at home you need porridge once in a while.

 

[bigcockman]

if you can't do the time, don't do the crime. nobody forced you to be indiscreet. willing perpetrator rite?

in any case, the truth will set you free. If you get in trouble, it's not permanent. Either you are forgiven or you will pay the price. Either way your life still goes on. Maybe better or worse. If you don't like the outcome, don't do it again. live and learn.

I am going to be roasted this time. It's really not fair. It's only my first time being unfaithful

 

[nightsafari]

I am going to be roasted this time. It's really not fair. It's only my first time being unfaithful

better find out now rather than 20 years down the road when you're 40-50 and no 2nd chance anymore.

 

[joecamel]

your gf, your gf friend, angelface, masseur and yourself share same room in quarantine, fuck till die. good luck

 

[UltimaOnline]

better find out now rather than 20 years down the road when you're 40-50 and no 2nd chance anymore.

Isn't the average (mean, median or mode?) age of Sammyboy members about 55 years old? Bigcockman so young ah?

 

[bigcockman]

better find out now rather than 20 years down the road when you're 40-50 and no 2nd chance anymore.

I better wake up early tomorrow and head to Church for 7.45am Confession before Mass service.

I hope God will help me in this really challenging time.

 

[bigcockman]

your gf, your gf friend, angelface, masseur and yourself share same room in quarantine, fuck till die. good luck

Please don't joke. I am really serious. I swear.

 

[eatshitndie]

can ask for group quarantine or not? do a tantric fivesome until you’re fully spent. repeat for 2 weeks.

 

[shittypore]

I better wake up early tomorrow and head to Church for 7.45am Confession before Mass service.

I hope God will help me in this really challenging time.

When ur cock itchy you don't ask him for help.

 

[bigcockman]

When ur cock itchy you don't ask him for help.

I did cry out like Peter, but I did not get the spiritual help I needed!!!! Please get the facts right before you start accusing me!

 

[Cottonmouth]

Did you lick her cheebye???

 

[bigcockman]

Did you lick her cheebye???

Nope I didn't. Again, please get your facts right!

 

[bushtucker]

did you do the safe entry / trace together check-in?

 

[bigcockman]

did you do the safe entry / trace together check-in?

Yes I did. The Token was in my bag as well.

 

[waitifcuk]

bcm?

KLN

big
cock
man

 

[waitifcuk]

better find out now rather than 20 years down the road when you're 40-50 and no 2nd chance anymore.

KLN

Fark.!!

Serious.??

 

[A Singaporean]

Just shut your mouth. If your masseur is negative, the tracing stops. When you are young you should fuck as many as you can. You do not get to make up for loss opportunities.

 

[syed putra]

Just shut your mouth. If your masseur is negative, the tracing stops. When you are young you should fuck as many as you can. You do not get to make up for loss opportunities.

And where do you think you can find a " fuckee"? You think so easy?

 

[myfoot123]

My regular masseuse has just called me.

She informed me she has just been visited by MOH contact tracers and told to go home pack up and she will be quarantined in a hotel as she was a visitor to Ward 9 TTSH.

If her swap test comes back positive, will I also be hauled up for quarantine as she gave me a massage a couple of days ago?

I am dead serious. Please don't make fun of me.

I am now very worried.

I don't want to be quarantined!

Just a massage, what is the big deal? Unless.....she gave you a blow job or let you finger her tunnel. Then you are dead.