Prices of Roasted Pig Heads Set to Soar
Concern readers of the State Times have called our reporters this morning in response to the mysterious hike in the prices of Roasted pork heads.
According to Madam Boh Dao Nao, that she taken aback by the huge spike in price of pork head this morning.
Said Madam Boh "Not Right loh. Everthing rise, this rise that rise and now Pork head also rise. Why ar ? Chinese New Year haben come already like that !"
On investigation our reporters have determined that scores of Singaporeans all over the island have been out early this morning to snap up all the pork head they can find. Most of them refused to be interviewed citing similar reasons that they are in a hurry to rush to the temples for prayers.
A visit to some temples in Singapores found that many of the temples altar are stack high with Pork heads offerings.
According to Pork Store Holder, Mr Tee Tao Bah, " I tell you, young man, the god of hades came this year early before the god of fortune to bring retribution to the bad people. Yi Zhian Fa Cai was at the temple ! Don't forget to keng out the 4D numbers and siam the Ang Dee !"
What an utter load of rubbish and incomphensible gib.
It is still a mystery and there are yet no explainations why devotees are reacting in this manner.
Do you know ?
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