Talking Donkey
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Do you regret getting married?..please share your thoughts..bachelors can share too on why are you are you still single?
having been married for donkey years i find the good in having a wife,
1.having a hand to hold/memories of dating days
2.child bearing
3.child rearing
4.cooking/house cleaning/ironing
5.while driving help you to look out for traffic/police/parking lots/speeding ferraris..etc
6.gently wake you up give for work n give you a tender kiss before you go off
7.free love making 5x a week..(lets be honest you have to pay hard $$ for love making somewhere somewhere lah)
8.moral support and on friday and sunday at the turf club/casinos/bet888
9.prayer for my well being and safety
10.stand by you at all times
And the price you have to pay for having a wife.
1.buy her valentine day gift
2.buy mother in law a gift on mother's day
3.monies for mid year oversea vacation
4.wedding aniversary gift
5.Hong Kong summer shopping spree
6.birthday present
7.Dec oversea vacation
8.Xmas present
9.once a month henpecked/mood swing due to monthly menstrual period
10.was caught for AWOL and has to report in camp by 2359 indefinitely.
what my wife look like before married.
what she says to me after getting married,dear it is the universal law that the husband must provide for the wife till death do us part.:*:
as for me regret or not seriously till now "i don't know what to say."
having been married for donkey years i find the good in having a wife,
1.having a hand to hold/memories of dating days
2.child bearing
3.child rearing
4.cooking/house cleaning/ironing
5.while driving help you to look out for traffic/police/parking lots/speeding ferraris..etc
6.gently wake you up give for work n give you a tender kiss before you go off
7.free love making 5x a week..(lets be honest you have to pay hard $$ for love making somewhere somewhere lah)
8.moral support and on friday and sunday at the turf club/casinos/bet888
9.prayer for my well being and safety
10.stand by you at all times
And the price you have to pay for having a wife.
1.buy her valentine day gift
2.buy mother in law a gift on mother's day
3.monies for mid year oversea vacation
4.wedding aniversary gift
5.Hong Kong summer shopping spree
6.birthday present
7.Dec oversea vacation
8.Xmas present
9.once a month henpecked/mood swing due to monthly menstrual period
10.was caught for AWOL and has to report in camp by 2359 indefinitely.
what my wife look like before married.
what she says to me after getting married,dear it is the universal law that the husband must provide for the wife till death do us part.:*:
as for me regret or not seriously till now "i don't know what to say."