mudskipper the fifty plus year old former guard dog from SAFGU who claims that he was from Ist Guards. The poor brain damaged wimp who was regularly gang raped by his platoon mates while doing guard duty on Missile Hill. He calls himeself lancheowman because he long for the ability to love a woman despite his now regularly used arsehole. Having a mother who worked as a prostitute did not improve his sanity. His real father could possibly be her regular Japanese expat customer Fukuyu Mada san. lancheowman's other nick is Professor of English Chibaichwee Lanjiaobee of the University of Thaitrans!