Behind all those insults and winks, you're the poor delusional nut who:
1. thinks H_o K_um H_ean did so much damage to you that you had to quit your Japanese job (blame HKH, blame politics, have you thought that maybe you're just no good?)
2. thinks that LBH would even give you a second look, let alone bother to threaten you with the look
3. got dumped by your wife who realised she married a loser and wanted to mend her ways