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[zhihau]

“He's a committed fireman. Whether on the job or on leave, he uses a hose.”

 

[zhihau]

“If she opens her legs, every vehicle will stop.”

 

[zhihau]

“If i follow her, i maybe able to speak mandarin!”

 

[jw5]

"Life is more fun when you do things that are not necessary."

 

[zhihau]

“In the end it’s just beef curtains with a hole. Some with more hair, some less. After you come, they all look and smell the same.”

 

[jw5]

"This is called sleazy? Daft Sinkies are such prudes. We don't even have a proper, designated walking street."

 

[jw5]

"Words of encouragement and pats on the back, but you starve your own business.

Whenever they use roundabout, bombastic words to convey a message to you, make no mistake that there is a malicious intent to screw you over."

 

[jw5]

"No need to worry. Being maligned is one of the better ways to burn up your bad karma. Think of it as a spiritual intense cardio."

 

[jw5]

"Predictability is a double-edge sword and it will be Singapore’s downfall."

 

[jw5]

"There comes a point in time when one must learn how to declutter. For example, borrow books instead of buying them. If you received many gifts and trophies from your workplace, they need to be discarded. Only keep some of the more truly memorable, vintage stuff e.g. some old toys, stamps and coins, artwork etc.

It's all about balance. It's the same with money, some people are obsessed with spending, others are obsessed with saving. There is no balance. One needs to figure out when, how and how much to save or spend money.

The same goes for food: feasting must be balanced with fasting."

 

[jw5]

"If you are not the greedy, superficial type who constantly seeks social validation online or offline, you will be immune to such nonsense."

 

[jw5]

"二零二四要进步
疫情请你放慢步
疫苗接种不是补
希望经济会回复
国泰民安人民富
家家户户会幸福
各种种族也爱护
愿朋友安康幸福"

 

[jw5]

"What's wrong with collecting more angpows? Tis' the season to be jolly, huat-lalalala-lala-lala."

 

[jw5]

"I never understood why Sinkieland doesn't have condom factories. Can name the brand as SaferEntry."

 

[jw5]

"Play badminton or tennis to get strong buttocks. One game makes you do a lot of front, back and side lunges."

 

[jw5]

"There is nothing sexier on this earth than a woman you have to salute in the morning."

 

[jw5]

"When you can't fix the economy, you have to fix the opposition."

 

[jw5]

"Don't watch porn. Be the porn."

 

[jw5]

"Incompetence is only true up to a certain level, but beyond that it can only be malfeasance."

 

[zhihau]

“I say grace whenever I redeem CDC vouchers.”