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Chopstick Pickpockets - it takes skills

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Most Singaporeans can't hold chopsticks properly, even for eating.
 
My prc ex-gf was once a victim of the infamous Xinjiang pickpocket syndicate.

The best part is thanks to her uncle's 'contacts', days later she managed to get back all her IDs & cards sans the cash & purse of course.

Be vigilant when traveling in China.
 
How do you hold a pair of chopsticks? Half-way? Three-quarters? How do you use it? X-crossed? V-tipped?
 
How do you hold a pair of chopsticks? Half-way? Three-quarters? How do you use it? X-crossed? V-tipped?

Correct way to use chopsticks is never X-cross. Hold 3/4 up and V-grip. People grabbing chopsticks halfway and X-cross simply look silly LOL
 
Correct way to use chopsticks is never X-cross. Hold 3/4 up and V-grip. People grabbing chopsticks halfway and X-cross simply look silly LOL

Not bad. Not bad at all. Too bad I can't give you points now. Next time.
 
Chopsticks are a silly invention. What for struggle with cirss-crossing two sticks X or V. Just use a fork will. Even in Chinese or Japanese restaurant, I ask for a fork. That's the best.
 
Chopsticks are a silly invention. What for struggle with cirss-crossing two sticks X or V. Just use a fork will. Even in Chinese or Japanese restaurant, I ask for a fork. That's the best.
Chopstick got long history lah, and it's practical....

Actually the combination of using fork and spoon are not a practise by the westerners, if I'm not wrong....
 
Chopsticks are a silly invention. What for struggle with cirss-crossing two sticks X or V. Just use a fork will. Even in Chinese or Japanese restaurant, I ask for a fork. That's the best.
where's dat wong fei hong comment on tis? ...
 
He's a silly Eurasian who knows nuts about the finese of enjoying eating. My goodness. Eating Japanese food with fork? He should stick to his hamburgers.
 
He's a silly Eurasian who knows nuts about the finese of enjoying eating. My goodness. Eating Japanese food with fork? He should stick to his hamburgers.
I thought you 2 are brothers? haha....
 
Yeah right, and I'm looking forward to beating my brother up to teach him a lesson.
seems like u got quite a few forummers here 2 beat up ... ah clinton666, now ah forvendet ...
 
Chopsticks are a silly invention. What for struggle with cirss-crossing two sticks X or V. Just use a fork will. Even in Chinese or Japanese restaurant, I ask for a fork. That's the best.

we know u are a mix-blood with royalites status flowing in it, but don't try to insult other cultures cutlery. what about ur english fork? its just a miniture version of a farming tool that is used to create a haystack.
 
we know u are a mix-blood with royalites status flowing in it, but don't try to insult other cultures cutlery. what about ur english fork? its just a miniture version of a farming tool that is used to create a haystack.

Pardon me with my sincere apologies. I only speak in practicality. I think that a fork is sufficient and easy enough to eat anything however humble it is.
 
Pardon you, no problem, the art of eating with chopsticks will never be understood or appreciated by the the likes of you.
 
How to enjoy noodle/mee/ramen/bee hoon/hor fan/tim sum without chopstick? Even Teochew porridge taste better with chopstick, and preferably bamboo chopsticks.

Chopstick = best culinary invention, simple, practical and cheap. Over bllion people use it for thousand years. Can't be wrong.
 
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Pardon you, no problem, the art of eating with chopsticks will never be understood or appreciated by the the likes of you.

How to enjoy noodle/mee/ramen/bee hoon/hor fan/tim sum without chopstick? Even Teochew porridge taste better with chopstick, and preferably bamboo chopsticks.

Chopstick = best culinary invention, simple, practical and cheap. Over bllion people use it for thousand years. Can't be wrong.

A pair of chopsticks whether bamboo or plastic can't make your rice or noodle taste better. It's all in the mind. Like how can a fork make your rice or noodle taste worse? But it's practiically easier to use.
 
Like I've said earlier, you know how to eat, but don't understand the art of eating.
 
A pair of chopsticks whether bamboo or plastic can't make your rice or noodle taste better. It's all in the mind. Like how can a fork make your rice or noodle taste worse? But it's practiically easier to use.
The difference between one who enjoy the food and one who eat for the sake of eating is the joy of eating. Fork and spoon is good for mixed vegetable rice and chicken rice, maybe fried rice. I prefer to eat fried rice with small bowl and chopstick. Chopsticks suitable for most asian foods. Fork and knife, probably western food. And hands! best for eating crab,big prawns, glutinous rice, and roti prate. Yes, I prefer to use my hands for eating roti prata as long as there are washing areas nearby. Imagine tearing the head of the prawns and sucking the juice, and licking the fingers. The crabs even better with hands.

Wow. Me so hungry now.
 
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