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Anfield crowd singing to Gerrard as he walks off: "..Walk on, walk on...With hope in your heart...And you’ll never walk alone...You’ll never walk alone."
Rafael (yawning): "Yawnnnn!!! Sibeh siah...with di Maria and Falcao on the bench, there is no chance of me coming on as a substitute. I think I better seriously consider those offers from Hougang United and Balestier Khalsa."
Fellaini: "Wah, your dive sibeh ho! I give you 10 marks out of 10."
Man City player: "Kum siah! I have been practising all week to dive when you tackle me."
Fallaini: "Only problem is: I have not tackled you yet."
Falcao: "Yo, Victor Valdes, welcome to Manchester United. Did you sign for Man U only to sit on the bench?"
Valdes: "Yeah, I'll admit it is a strange feeling to be paid millions of dollars and be sitting around doing nothing, like you and Angel di Maria."
di Maria: "At least you have a conscience and feel bad to be paid so much. I hear there is a country called Sinkapore where some people also get paid millions for doing nothing but still feel they deserve the money."
Manager Jurgen Klopp announcing his departure from Borussia Dortmund: "I feel sad and am crying. Partly because I am leaving Borussia Dortmund after seven years, but mainly because, among the job offers, there was an offer from the Football Association of Singapore to manage the Lions. I know I need to find another job, and I would hope to receive offers from Real Madrid, Man City, Arsenal, Liverpool, AC Milan etc, but...sob...but...sob...Singapore...this is really hurting my self-esteem...sob."
Guardiola: "I can understand why Jurgen Klopp feels upset at receiving a job offer from the Football Association of Singapore, but life's like that, it will kick you in the balls when you are down. Why, when I was out of a job after leaving Barcelona, I had two offers: one from Hougang United and the other from Courts Young Lions. I actually didn't cry then, I just wanted to commit suicide. And I became stronger from the traumatic experience."
Drogba: "For a small guy, yours is quite big."
Hazard: "That is the secret of my great balance and low centre of gravity. My big bird hangs lows and brings down my centre of gravity."
CB: Hey, Gary you have to use cotton wool to stop your nose from bleeding
the medical staffs are not coming to you.
GC:Tough playing for Chelsea, now we cannot feint injury.