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Cannot touch bananas and cucumbers..Guess which race?

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CAIRO: An Islamic cleric residing in Europe said that women should not be close to bananas or cucumbers, in order to avoid any “sexual thoughts.”

The unnamed sheikh, who was featured in an article on el-Senousa news, was quoted saying that if women wish to eat these food items, a third party, preferably a male related to them such as their a father or husband, should cut the items into small pieces and serve.

He said that these fruits and vegetables “resemble the male penis” and hence could arouse women or “make them think of sex.”

He also added carrots and zucchini to the list of forbidden foods for women.

The sheikh was asked how to “control” women when they are out shopping for groceries and if holding these items at the market would be bad for them. The cleric answered saying this matter is between them and God.

Answering another question about what to do if women in the family like these foods, the sheikh advised the interviewer to take the food and cut it for them in a hidden place so they cannot see it.

The opinion has stirred a storm of irony and denouncement among Muslims online, with hundreds of comments mocking the cleric.

One reader said that these religious “leaders” give Islam “a bad name” and another commented said that he is a “retarded” person and he must quite his post immediately.

Others called him a seeker of fame, but no official responses from renowned Islamic scholars have been published on the statements.
 
Re: CanNoT ToUcH BaNaNaS aNd CuCumBerS... GuEsS WhiCh RaCe ?

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Re: CanNoT ToUcH BaNaNaS aNd CuCumBerS... GuEsS WhiCh RaCe ?

This idiot should not handle papaya

Instead of eating it he might cut it into half and fuck the hole in the center
 
Re: CanNoT ToUcH BaNaNaS aNd CuCumBerS... GuEsS WhiCh RaCe ?

what about pricky cactus. and worst of all, what about ramseth's ponytail?
 
Re: CanNoT ToUcH BaNaNaS aNd CuCumBerS... GuEsS WhiCh RaCe ?

I really commiserate over the plight of muslim women. Have to wrap themselves up like rice dumplings.

Now have to refrain from handling cucumbers ? KNNBCCB ! The bloody sheikh must really be a retarded puritanical gay dog !
This kind of Islamic doctrine is why the world is in such a mess !

If a person is lustful, he/she is lustful, no matter what you take away from the person.
 
Re: CanNoT ToUcH BaNaNaS aNd CuCumBerS... GuEsS WhiCh RaCe ?

why don't say Muslim men should cut their penises as it resemble cucumbers and bananas.


I really commiserate over the plight of muslim women. Have to wrap themselves up like rice dumplings.

Now have to refrain from handling cucumbers ? KNNBCCB ! The bloody sheikh must really be a retarded puritanical gay dog !
This kind of Islamic doctrine is why the world is in such a mess !

If a person is lustful, he/she is lustful, no matter what you take away from the person.
 
Re: CanNoT ToUcH BaNaNaS aNd CuCumBerS... GuEsS WhiCh RaCe ?

I really commiserate over the plight of muslim women. Have to wrap themselves up like rice dumplings.

Now have to refrain from handling cucumbers ? KNNBCCB ! The bloody sheikh must really be a retarded puritanical gay dog !
This kind of Islamic doctrine is why the world is in such a mess !

If a person is lustful, he/she is lustful, no matter what you take away from the person.


they look like ninja to me
 
Re: CanNoT ToUcH BaNaNaS aNd CuCumBerS... GuEsS WhiCh RaCe ?

muslims... tsk tsk
 
Re: CanNoT ToUcH BaNaNaS aNd CuCumBerS... GuEsS WhiCh RaCe ?

lianbeng asks, "u mean anything that's long and rounded at both ends?":eek::confused:
 
Re: CanNoT ToUcH BaNaNaS aNd CuCumBerS... GuEsS WhiCh RaCe ?

anything is possible in any religions ..i have said that tons of times .
 
Re: CanNoT ToUcH BaNaNaS aNd CuCumBerS... GuEsS WhiCh RaCe ?

This idiot should not handle papaya

Instead of eating it he might cut it into half and fuck the hole in the center


not forgeting sotong ;)
 
Re: CanNoT ToUcH BaNaNaS aNd CuCumBerS... GuEsS WhiCh RaCe ?

lianbeng asks, "fish eh sai boh? how abt electric eel?":D


electric eel good ...can vibrate ;) but becareful of its teeth ;)
 
Re: CanNoT ToUcH BaNaNaS aNd CuCumBerS... GuEsS WhiCh RaCe ?

This idiot should not handle papaya

Instead of eating it he might cut it into half and fuck the hole in the center


hi there

1. uncle, such specimen thinks with his dick always.
2. lives hornily in some hole thinking bonking!
 
Re: CanNoT ToUcH BaNaNaS aNd CuCumBerS... GuEsS WhiCh RaCe ?

lianbeng asks, "not its electric current?":D

that electric current might be a good thing ;) provide ticklish sensation ;)
 
Re: CanNoT ToUcH BaNaNaS aNd CuCumBerS... GuEsS WhiCh RaCe ?

Singapore and SEA sotong is crap. Japanese octopus sashimi is the stuff.

japanese sotong called ika ...also good for sashimi ;)


[video=youtube;orTZ-SXSPyY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orTZ-SXSPyY[/video]
 
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Re: CanNoT ToUcH BaNaNaS aNd CuCumBerS... GuEsS WhiCh RaCe ?

The list can go on. Not necessarily just limited to cucumber/papaya etc.

Anything that resembles a phallus:

1) Torch light
2) Toblerone chocolate
3) Brinjal
4) Base ball bat
5) Carrot
6) Glass coke bottle
7)

or anything that a depraved mind can conjure. As I have mentioned, if a person is lustful ............
 
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