Breaking News : Bukit Batok MP David Ong resigns, citing personal reasons

[GoldenDragon]

hahaha....I am not interested in whether they are the same person....
also pse explain in what way am I easily impressionable and manipulated???

y u talking to yourself? wahahaha ....

 

[kopirui]

Bro now new format.
Its 5441+4145=9595.
Huat ah 9595

MF = ?
you know?

 

[GoldenDragon]

Bro now new format.
Its 5441+4145=9595.
Huat ah 9595

9595 is jiu wor jiu wor - save me save me. can strike?

 

[rocket]

9595 is jiu wor jiu wor - save me save me. can strike?

If open must thank botak n Wendy

 

[kukubird59]

looks like albino eunuch is smarter than you, kuku.

hahaha.....sir, of course......everyone is smarter than me.....
I am not called kuku for nothing...

 

[rocket]

MF = ?
you know?

U seem to be on unsound mind.

 

[spotter542]

Bro now new format.
Its 5441+4145=9595.
Huat ah 9595

9595 is jiu wor jiu wor - save me save me. can strike?

Thanks for the valuable insight
Tomorrow whack 救我救我
Hope it's not 红字

 

[CABcommander]

Why botak David allowed to resign and not sacked?

Pap cadre code of conduct have nothing against infidelity? Or against serious personal misconduct?

 

[Charlie99]

This ugly looking creature is not the first and neither will he be the last to be brought down by an abalone. Just hope the abalone tasted great!

Hang on, btw, any evidence about the abalone? Wahahahaaa ......

Why the "old timer MP, LBH" who apparently tasted abalone was not asked to step down, or voluntarily step down?

 

[PTADER]

PAP David Ong and a short lesson on how to be a Tua Pau Xian

When I wrote this TPX story to emulate my idol, I had no idea it was because of an affair let alone who the woman is. So here's some tips on how to write a TPX story.

PART I of II

First and foremost, always act important. People calling to update you, you have "inside tracks", you are able to pick up the phone to check with your imaginary "sources" pacing up and down the corridors of power as they converse with and update you, etc. Then, throw in a bit of info that is common knowledge for what is called the "introductory funneling effect".

Example:

When I received a phone call informing me of this development, I was puzzled. David Ong has only been an MP for 5 years since 2011 when he stood on a GRC ticket in Jurong with Tharman. So, I decided to pick up the phone to do some checking. Here is the inside track.

Next and this is extremely important, add the clause below or variations of it to try to bully into silence and shut the mouths of the usual doubters and assholes who constantly ask for "evidence" before they can accept what you write as gospel truth. I call it the "pre-emptive insult".

Example:

(I do however acknowledge and accept that many in this forum will treat this as speculation, gossip and conjecture unless it is officially published in the Toa Payoh Brothel press and tangible evidence presented directly at their doorstep).

Next step, put out a short story mixing facts that are widely known and available and fiction that is based on educated guesses. In this case, it's not too difficult. More than likely, it is an affair. Put out what writers call the "superfluous, useless and concrete" details ("almost a year", "plump", "middle-age", matrimonial", "mahjong session") which when combined with readily available facts, will create an illusion of reality in your story.

Example:

David Ong has been in an extramarital affair for almost a year. He was seeing this woman even during the period when he was contesting the Bukit Batok seat last year in September 2015. He was caught literally with his pants down about two weeks ago when his wife returned home early from a mahjong session and was horrified to see him humping a plump, middle-aged Chinese lady on, off all places, their matrimonial bed. I will not reveal the identity of the woman as we know the Toa Payoh Brothel press will be combing through this forum to get the details and scoops.

Next, put out more "concrete" details based on some generic guesstimates. Read the example below carefully and you would notice that my bullshit description of the woman is a fairly generic one that can fit most women that men would like to screw on the side.

All I will reveal is that she is not too bad looking, has nice round eyes, porcelain smooth skin although she’s a little on the “meaty” side.

If you get it wrong and forummers point out that the woman is, contrary to what you say, butt ugly, has small eyes, is pimply and slim, just say the photos do not do her justice, that she is really not bad looking in person, her small eyes may be due to lack of sleep, that she used to have better skin, be fatter, etc. Don't worry. There's always a way out.

To be continued....

 

[PTADER]

PAP David Ong and a short lesson on how to be a Tua Pau Xian

PART II of II

Next introduce a link to a new angle for what you would really like to talk about. Use the techniques taught earlier for this part of your TPX story. Namedrop to add "importance" to your story. (Use someone important and well known, don't quote an unknown "Tan Ah Kow". Remember you want to be seen as having insider tracks with important people, not with hawkers and taxi drivers which will affect the credibility of your nick). In this case, I have used Teo Chee Hean as my "namedrop" as he is a Minister and has spoken out before on the Palmer affair.

Example:

Now, here’s the interesting bit. I spoke with a few contacts and as I suspected, it is no coincidence that Chee has made his appearance recently in the media. My contact informed me that there was a leak about Ong’s impending resignation about ten days ago after the wife visited Teo Chee Hean to complain about his affair. When Chee got wind of the leak, he saw the opportunity that it would represent. He immediately contacted a close friend of Felicia and requested her to quietly suggest to Felicia that perhaps, she could meet up with him so that he could help her in her fight with Mindef. My original suspicion that Chee was using the family as nothing more than mere pawns for his own agenda has now been confirmed.

After making this link, use the "divide and conquer strategy" and whack and disparage the person you want to whack and disparage to help relieve all the years of built up tension in your testicles. For those PAP IB, don't forget, the payment of your IB allowance is conditioned on this. In this case, I have introduced WP and chosen to disparage SDP Chee as he will be the one standing against the PAP in this by-election. (The years of tension in my balls have dissipated and my balls feel so light now.)

Example:

Let’s hope that the WP contests in this by-election. Singaporeans are not dumb and know Chee very well. This career champagne socialist will get screwed if he decides to stand. His only accomplishment in his political life, if you can call it that, is that he made use of other people to get what he wants, which is attention and international recognition. All he will do is grandstand before the whole world, get foreigners involved and the excellent opportunity to deny the PAP a win in the by-election in Bukit Batok SMC would be lost.

Finally, use all your clones to agree with you, suck up to you, support your stand, applaud your revelations, ask trivial questions, disagree once in while for the "reality effect", etc. This will help bump up the thread and keep it on the first page for maximum viewership.

There you have it. A short lesson on how to be a Tua Pau Xian.

 

[virus]

Why botak David allowed to resign and not sacked?

Pap cadre code of conduct have nothing against infidelity? Or against serious personal misconduct?

why David neber use Minister Shitskin as example and insist to keep his job

 

[virus]

Why the "old timer MP, LBH" who apparently tasted abalone was not asked to step down, or voluntarily step down?

why the women advocates have become UnAWARE

 

[GoldenDragon]

If open must thank botak n Wendy

yup i will kiss both of them!

 

[GoldenDragon]

why David neber use Minister Shitskin as example and insist to keep his job

david plays in the 3rd division for pap. shan plays in the epl. so chairman can always get another chap to replace david.

 

[GoldenDragon]

Why the "old timer MP, LBH" who apparently tasted abalone was not asked to step down, or voluntarily step down?

they could contain the situation. mrs lim bh was agreeable to pinky's suggestion to let her hubby contest the ge s if nothing happened and to step down shortly thereafter.

based on what is before us, pap will only get their chaps to throw in the towel when they cant have control of the crisis. in david's case, who is able to convince hubby of his lover to just sweep it under the carpet?

 

[Hans168]

Breaking News :

Bukit Batok MP David Ong resigns, citing personal reasons

like most papigs, NO principle - fucking a married woman for months!!! How to trust PAP MPs who have no moral values ...... can't discipline own little peter and want to serve the pple...or their wives????

 

[Hans168]

Any in-the-know Samsters here know why?

he got money but enjoy fucking free esp papig cunts

 

[rotiprata]

they could contain the situation. mrs lim bh was agreeable to pinky's suggestion to let her hubby contest the ge s if nothing happened and to step down shortly thereafter.

based on what is before us, pap will only get their chaps to throw in the towel when they cant have control of the crisis. in david's case, who is able to convince hubby of his lover to just sweep it under the carpet?

like that.... next year we'll see ah lim-ah bock show down...

 

[Hans168]

This ugly looking creature is not the first and neither will he be the last to be brought down by an abalone. Just hope the abalone tasted great!

Hang on, btw, any evidence about the abalone? Wahahahaaa ......

n lip o

green lips or black lips????????????????? at that age a bit tough.......