Best Sammyboy quotes ever

[Scrooball (clone)]

Attending community events is the fundamentals of politics of winning elections.

You should know, since you are a seasoned politician....NOT!

 

[Perspective]

Attending community events is the fundamentals of politics of winning elections.

There is no formula. What works is the one that gets a party closer to where it wants to reach, whatever it is. There are lousy strategies and lousy politicians that have won the day before because of other reasons.

The funny party or politician is the one that expects their competitor to scale down. That is illogical. Only 2 have said that - both who are sec-gens of the next two biggest opposition parties and were aiming for the same party, the biggest opposition. One said (back in a Feb 2009 forum) that some parties should not "beggar thy neighbour" as if they themselves acted like a good neighbour, one recently said in this forum that some parties were trying to be bad for Singapore by growing themselves. Yes, give me a ?.

 

[exobay]

You should know, since you are a seasoned politician....NOT!

You give him too much fucking credit lah. He is just a helping around wanting to rub shoulders with politicians so he can boast about it in SBF. You don't know he is a namedropper?

 

[ssrrvv11]

ramseth : today i dont wannabe ireneyeoh. i feel like doing samba instead. :p

 

[Thick Face Black Heart]

You give him too much fucking credit lah. He is just a helping around wanting to rub shoulders with politicians so he can boast about it in SBF. You don't know he is a namedropper?

If he wants to feel good about himself, he can also login as Irene or Candice and wank while others respond.

 

[exobay]

Would you say this is from one writer or more than one? GUESS WHOOOOO......?

"There's actually no need to use tissue or whatever to chope seats. When you bought you food and found empty seat, just sit down and eat. What's so difficult? If someone there say here choped already you cannot sit and eat here, ignore them. What are they going to do? Call police, they have no case? Beat me up? I'll make sure at least one of them is maimed even I lose the fight. I can claim self-defence anyway. "

"You want her to stop working? Go tell her.WP didn't impose any restriction on outside job on WP MPs elected. It's up to the MPs themelsves. You have a problem with that? It's only PAP that imposed that. You got not problem with PAP but got problem with opposition? It's alright too, it's your democratic right. Go ask LKY. No PAP MPs must be full-time MPs except those appointed ministers. He can arrest me or sue me if I'm not telling the truth. He knows damn well who I am"

"What's there to comment? Comment can help repair? Let them repair a.s.a.p. When I was FA I encountered flight delays due to technical problems too. What's there to comment and complain? What do we know about technicals? Get technicians get the repair done and the flight off as soon and as safely as possible."

 

[CumSpitCobra]

all of u r bloody fark type dog arsehole CCB

i spit on all of ur face.

God Meng Seng

I object. Your quote seems to have borrowed from mine.

"I am the CumSpittingCobra. I spit on you! Puui!"

Not spitting on you. I am just nominating me quote.

 

[scroobal]

Guess who? I bet no one can guess this one.

"I challenge you to a fight, anyplace, anywhere, anytime. the fight to be live telecast on this forum. you seem to be a very formidable fighter from what I read but nevertheless I plan to subdue you within 7 seconds, by 10 seconds you will be on your knees and begging for mercy from me."

 

[chobolan]

Guess who? I bet no one can guess this one.

"I challenge you to a fight, anyplace, anywhere, anytime. the fight to be live telecast on this forum. you seem to be a very formidable fighter from what I read but nevertheless I plan to subdue you within 7 seconds, by 10 seconds you will be on your knees and begging for mercy from me."

Without checking my guess is XXXXXXX but i might dig it out if i decide to give some time to these "Internet keyboard warriors".

 

[IreneYeoh]

What's there to comment? Comment can help repair? Let them repair a.s.a.p. When I was FA I encountered flight delays due to technical problems too. What's there to comment and complain? What do we know about technicals? Get technicians get the repair done and the flight off as soon and as safely as possible."

Haha..I said that. Now I'm also on quotable quotes.

 

[Received_by_Kings]

"I banned SSRRVV11 yesterday because of four or five straight spams against IreneYeoh, a newbie. Whether she's me or not, I don't care"

--Ramseth

Wow we have a forum liang po po.

 

[moolightaffairs]

Guess who? I bet no one can guess this one.

"I challenge you to a fight, anyplace, anywhere, anytime. the fight to be live telecast on this forum. you seem to be a very formidable fighter from what I read but nevertheless I plan to subdue you within 7 seconds, by 10 seconds you will be on your knees and begging for mercy from me."

wah! this guy very siah lan!!! this one from the new sammyboy or the old forum?

 

[chobolan]

Guess who? I bet no one can guess this one.

Found it in less than a minute... and both of you cannot get along.

http://www.sammyboy.com/showthread....fornia-Fitness!&highlight=knees+begging+mercy

 

[Thick Face Black Heart]

"

I never kick men's balls. Men to men fight, that groin area is reserved for mutual respect men to men, if you're a gentleman. Kicking men's balls is only for women retaliating in desparation.
"
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[Doubblur]

Some of the quotes are very interesting, but you all quote quote should also name who said what. Otherwise, I old man but newbie here blur blur don't know who said what.

 

[Thick Face Black Heart]

The most handsome has returned. As long as he's around, I dare not claim to be handsome anymore. Welcome back. All things must pass and what has passed was past. Let's look forward and move ahead.

-- Ramseth to Chia Ti Lik

 

[GoldenDragon]

The most handsome has returned. As long as he's around, I dare not claim to be handsome anymore. Welcome back. All things must pass and what has passed was past. Let's look forward and move ahead.

-- Ramseth to Chia Ti Lik

CTL handsome? What a joke. Looks bapoke to me.

 

[drifter]

Welcome. You from JAL or Thai airways?

shes from NASA arospace

 

[Thick Face Black Heart]

shes from NASA arospace

Hahah. As flat as the shuttle runway??

 

[Thick Face Black Heart]

CTL handsome? What a joke. Looks bapoke to me.

At least CTL does not put on women's makeup in online forums