Best Method To Suicide!~!~

[look4edmund]

They must have lost all hope and the will to survive.

 

[ANDYSIAO14]

Anymore new methods ?? :p

 

[ilovelife.now]

Best method to kill oneself is to admit to your wife that you have a regular [or irregular] WL for you in geylang. They'll gladly kill you. :p

 

[Lee Hsien Tau]

Dr Death coming to give talk at National Library on May 13th.

But Khaw Bay Khaw Bu against the talk. So dun know if it'll take place.

http://www.exitinternational.net/index.php?page=workshops

 

[sammyman666]

This is the best way to commit suicide. Not really painless...but does the job well


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTpa9j60Npg&feature=related

 

[ah_phah]

best method of suicide, without kena rottan to the corpse is:

sign on to be airbourne jump instructor, jump off C130 for freefall exercise & spiral down to the ground.

the perks! get awarded with:

• 1 x compensation for the dependants at home
• 1 x wayang funeral, more wayang than most funeral
• 1 x floormat folded into currypuff popiah shape

 

[Danny_sg]

make potassium then inject into ur veins. this method was done by lee's first wife.

 

[Lee Hsien Tau]

make potassium then inject into ur veins. this method was done by lee's first wife.

Please elaborate?

 

[darryl_sw]

Best method to suicide : Insult LKY openly.

 

[Unrepented]

I think; sleeping pills + panadol + pepsi or coke + one can of essos gas + air con room + comfortable bed. And remember to lock the door and put superglue in the key hole.

 

[jimmyfallon]

Fly a plane into parliment. You will have 24 virgins waiting...

 

[Erkuku]

Bro, not many suicide people have car ..

So simple ..... rent a car lor.....

another simple and painless way .... burn charcoal...

 

[scoobyhoo]

no pain? no fear? best way i think is to eat roti-prata with shits - make sure the shits are from the store in geylang serai.

 

[Erkuku]

no pain? no fear? best way i think is to eat roti-prata with shits - make sure the shits are from the store in geylang serai.

No pain & fear...looking at shit is already disgusting. Some-more, bringing shit all the way to Geylang. Find a roti-prata shop then make por pia shit prata. Ting-Tong huh. So troublesome to die.

You can use your own shit mah. It's much faster and sure to die.

 

[Erkuku]

no pain? no fear? best way i think is to eat roti-prata with shits - make sure the shits are from the store in geylang serai.

No pain & fear...looking at shit is disgusting. Some more have to pack it and bring it all the way to geylang seraj. Thereafter, hunt for a smelly prata shop to blend your piece of shit. When u r served with that piece of prata, start checking it if there are lobangs. Otherwise, it is not easy to making the por pia shit prata. It's worst when eating it...the shit juice will be dripping all over your fingers. After sucking and linking all over your fingers...the smell still linger on even after your last breath.

Yuks!!!...What have the undertakers done to deserve to clear the smelly shit dead body.

Used own shit. Blend it with ice cream. If you wish, add some nuts and raisins. Sure to die a happy man after consuming it.

 

[AhMeng]

Hmm... best suicide method i ever tot of is this.

1) Find a building that is about 30 stories high.
2) Setup a video camera on the opposite side of the building, make sure its the best you can afford. Turn it to record. If can, have a webcam next to it to do a broadcast.
3) Get some bros to lay a big piece of paper or cloth on the bottom of the spot you want to jump to. make sure they mark an X
4) Go up to the tallest floor. check wind direction, best is you wear weights.
5) Jump down, and while you are falling down, do alot of pose.

The Result.

If you are accurate you will SPLAT rite ontop of the cloth/paper which can then be sold as a ART PIECE. The video and webcam will ensure your moments are captured with their full splendor and you will live on forever in the internet.

This way you get to die a glorious death, and your legacy will live on forever.

Lol Mark an X and try to hit the spot...but what if you miss? Confirm no second chance to jump!

 

[hepapurifier]

The best method is to commit murder.

Get the death sentence is a guaranteed painless way to die

 

[TransparentReminder]

Suicide is actually not a joke :(

 

[revengeriches]

Suicide if you have children. Dont la. At least get insurance for 2 years so that your dependent covered.

 

[Belebee]

sleeping pills is not painless! i got a fren try b4 and survived! he took one bottle of it. he said the feeling was that he felt a full body ache and collapse feeling pain all over the body! next thing is wake up in hospital and already kenna washed stomach! HAHAHAHA!

sleeping pills does not work! i took like 40 plus with alcohol and nothing happen i just fell asleep and woke up next day for stupid work legit nothing happen vry stupid don’t do