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Best Method To Suicide!~!~

BlueCat

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why want to commit suicide ?
if your parents are still alive,it will be unfilial.
think more positively and everything should be alright.
 

shabydog

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i think the least painless way is by lethal injection, die within a few seconds

I don't know how you can ever imagine that death by injection is the least painless... In fact, it is the WORST possible death. The death by injection comprises of a cocktail of 3 drugs that is meant to force-shut down your body system. The experience is akin to force feeding burning cold water upon burning hot metal. This was a description given by the doctors who still administer the injections.

It is the most painful experience possible for the few moments the cocktail burns away your nerves. Yes, you heard me... It BURNS. In fact, this method is so horrible, many countries are considering banning it. Many claims it to be too inhumane, even for criminals.

Maybe, this should put you in perspective...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfVSSvDZ8v4
 

Tailok

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I hate people who even in death caused trouble for others.

Wrong Way
1) Jump down from building - Terrible for the cleaners. Worse still you kill the poor cat below. Brainless fools who have no consideration of others who wants to live.

2) Die in the car from carbon monoxide - Die still must pollute the world. Waste petrol and cause global warming.

3) Take poison/pills/etc - Die terrible death. Vomit, eyes popping out. Horrible sight. Dirty the bedroom. Scare the small children.

4) Knockdown by lorry/car - If lorry fast enough, you get killed like a stray dog. Otherwise, you get handicapped for life. More burden. Somemore may cause damage to the cars or lorries.

Correct Way
1) Donate all your organs then die- Buy a bullet and shoot yourself.

2) Jump into the shark or crocodile infested water. Can feed the animals.

3) Go to Africa- Get sodomize by all the huge black men. Still cannot die, go n feed the lions and hyenas.

Anyway only stupid fools need to die. Even the tiny ant strive to be alive. I have no symphathy for those who wants to die. Only for their love ones who had to suffer as a consequences. :mad:





I think all the ways proposed so far are stupid and inconsiderate.
 

krazyme

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To kill/commit suicide required alots of courage as most of the methods are extremely painful ( like jump mrt ) and scary ( jump from 12 storey).

If you have that amount of courage, why not consider give yrself another chance and start all over again ? :wink:
 

Hakka Tiow

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The worst way to die is to continue to vote in the PAP. Nothing can be worst than dying a slow painful death.
 

hughgrant

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To kill/commit suicide required alots of courage as most of the methods are extremely painful ( like jump mrt ) and scary ( jump from 12 storey).

If you have that amount of courage, why not consider give yrself another chance and start all over again ? :wink:

some people are really depressed . u cannot imagine their agony
 

krazyme

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u are not me, how u know i do not understand their agony? :wink:

Depressed must tell other people, the earlier you tell others, the better position u are in to recover. :smile:

Of course if u really die die must die, then make sure you really die. Else bound to a wheelchair or laying on the bed for the rest of your life, then u are really in HELL~~ ( kao bow bah sai )!
 

lolabunny

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u are not me, how u know i do not understand their agony? :wink:

Depressed must tell other people, the earlier you tell others, the better position u are in to recover. :smile:

Of course if u really die die must die, then make sure you really die. Else bound to a wheelchair or laying on the bed for the rest of your life, then u are really in HELL~~ ( kao bow bah sai )!

eh you depressed before issit? you can share your story here. :smile: listening ear helps right?
 

krazyme

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Just go geylang jalan jalan, whatever stress all gone lah :biggrin:

Nowaday singapore very horrible, see the shin ming everyday got people die in a horrible way. Else, got people jump mrt. Think the newspaper don't even dare to report such cases scared that more people follow suit.
 

popdod

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The cheapest way will be buying charcoal and slowly burn in an enclosed room.
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drown with 5 tablets of sleeping pills.

You can have a long lasting beauty sleep......with good dreams.
No pains at all.

:o :( :o
 

scoobyhoo

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just a joke, take 10 cialis/viagra at a time and fxxk until die. (don't do this, it's just a joke. any one act like this is his own risks)
 

radon39

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Go rent a car and buy a hose and link it into the cabin and sleep.....you sleep and die in a v nice pink color...
 

sohbuckkong

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sleeping pills is not painless! i got a fren try b4 and survived! he took one bottle of it. he said the feeling was that he felt a full body ache and collapse feeling pain all over the body! next thing is wake up in hospital and already kenna washed stomach! HAHAHAHA!
Your friend most likely did not take those actual sleeping pills such as erimin, somese (upjohn), rohipnoe,domodome. Teh Chiang Wan died by consuming about 50 tablets of upjohn.
 

sohbuckkong

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35x Anti-depressant/Painkillers and 15x Sleeping Pills should do the trick. ................ And for quick consumption, grind all 50 pills into powder form. Then mix the powder into a nice mug of the most expensive beer you can find. Drink. Enjoy the high. Fall Asleep. Die painless.

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15x sleeping is definately too little and consuming all 50 pills at one go is the wrong way.

The correct method is to consume at least 100 tablets of real sleeping pills. Also we should not consume all the tablets at one go. The whole idea is a painless death, therefore to escape pain, we should put ourselves in a drowsy state first by consuming 5 pills first, then 3 mins later, another 10, then in another 8 mins, consume all.
 
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