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Amid the silence of the night I am lonely

Sad Plump Gal (SPG) is out of luck,
all that she wanted was a fuck.
Went to the rugby team to ask for a ruck,
sent her back wrapped, untouched and sealed in a truck.
I just wanted to let you all know she wants to suck,
despite her mouth filled with muck.
Insecurity, neediness and loneliness she needs to tuck,
what i really think she needs is to keep her mouth shut and ears hark.
 
Amid the silence of the night I am lonely
I cry but even my cat doesn't care
I write on sammyboy to get attention
Even if they make fun of me
When I feel hurt at least I know
I am still alive

oh brother! how cum i got this uneasy feeling that u could have been morphed into by my li'l brother leetahsar. are u leetahsar??
 
Better kena gang bang
Wham a bam bam
No thank you ma'am
We'll be damned!
 
Sad Plump Gal (SPG) is out of luck,
all that she wanted was a fuck.
Went to the rugby team to ask for a ruck,
sent her back wrapped, untouched and sealed in a truck.
I just wanted to let you all know she wants to suck,
despite her mouth filled with muck.
Insecurity, neediness and loneliness she needs to tuck,
what i really think she needs is to keep her mouth shut and ears hark.

She's not even worth 1 buck
she's even uglier than a duck
her face looks like it's been hit with a puck
Worthless whore that name has stuck
 
hi there


1. aiyoh!
2. i really pity the sadplumpgal after reading all the poems dedicated to it.
3. i guess by now.
4. it is convinced not to be some gal anymore.
5. be some sadplumpguy, oops!:D
 
She's not even worth 1 buck
she's even uglier than a duck
her face looks like it's been hit with a puck
Worthless whore that name has stuck

Even the blind wants her gone,
Despite her being cheaper than say half a song.
Though we all can see what is really wrong,
All SPG wants in her bunghole is a dong.
So why dont we all join in this sing-a-along
Sad pump gal needs something strong,
It need not be too long,
Whatever it works or it takes to make her gone.
 
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Even the blind wants her gone,
Despite her being cheaper than say half a song.
Though we all can see what is really wrong,
All SPG wants in her bunghole is a dong.
So why dont we all join in this sing-a-along
Sad pump gal needs something strong,
It need not be too long,
Whatever it works or it takes to make her gone.

probably need to call mr wong
he would know what to stick into her thong
she's so ugly looks just like king kong
even roaches die when they smell her pong
 
probably need to call mr wong
he would know what to stick into her thong
she's so ugly looks just like king kong
even roaches die when they smell her pong

Have mercy on all creatures big and small
Lest they end up in her croutch when they fall
I know its festering with maggots and foul things all
Smells like rotting fish found in a market stall
 
Have mercy on all creatures big and small
Lest they end up in her croutch when they fall
I know its festering with maggots and foul things all
Smells like rotting fish found in a market stall

if the creatures should they ever fall
into that cavernous hole they would scream and bawl
and try to fucking crawl
but still would get lost like in a detroit mall
that black hole sucks in all like ducks to a mating call.
 
Come on guys give her a break
she's now crestfallen
her heart doth ache

No more poems for this fair lass
she's big and plump
but i want her ass.
 
Sad Plump Gal (SPG) is out of luck,
all that she wanted was a fuck.
Went to the rugby team to ask for a ruck,
sent her back wrapped, untouched and sealed in a truck.
I just wanted to let you all know she wants to suck,
despite her mouth filled with muck.
Insecurity, neediness and loneliness she needs to tuck,
what i really think she needs is to keep her mouth shut and ears hark.

poem sucks
sky falls
earth shatters...
 
Come on guys give her a break
she's now crestfallen
her heart doth ache

No more poems for this fair lass
she's big and plump
but i want her ass.

you are cool
certainly made me drool
 
There are joints known as duck joints to satisfy your needs. Try the one at Lavender. I see many young and handsome men standing outside this joint whenever I drive by.

You mean Singapore Casket!
 
There are joints known as duck joints to satisfy your needs. Try the one at Lavender. I see many young and handsome men standing outside this joint whenever I drive by.

Giorgio? All nationalities also got.
Boss is mummy violet.....dunno why like to name her joints after famous brands....
The last ktv named jaguar Kena sued by Malayan motors
 
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