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this is so true, all these originated in US, invented there. If you mention edison has invented the light bulb, the china camp here dont like it was 100 years ago but its ok for them to mention china invented gunpowder, even though that was 1000 years ago.That is wonderful news. During the next Iphone launch I'll just let everyone there know their Apple is actually Mexican.
I guess you will be sitting in darkness from now on, as the light bulb is an American invention. There is no need for you to watch TV anymore, since that's American. In your house you can just throw everything out into the trash as it was all invented by Americans - your refigerator, TV, microwave, dishwasher, even dustpan etc..... its all American or designed by Americans. In your closet its best to remove all clothes hangers - American. No more ironing your clothes as the ironing board is American. No brushing your teeth, better tell dentist toothpaste is American and you cannot. Dental floss as well - American.
Oh no need to order anything online as mail order was invented by the Americans. And no more clothing with sewing or zippers - you know, American. I think you cant wear much at this point. Oh when you leave your home, take the stairs because the elevator - American. And no more escalators for you - American.
Also you are going to be very hot from now on because you see, air conditioning - so sorry American. Also no electric fan, no cheating - American.
Outside please tell the SCDF to remove all fire hydrants as you dont use American products. Better too no more outside toilet as urinals were invented by Americans. I think you are in trouble here. Dont go into any buildings with sprinkler systems too - yes that too is American and you don't use. And no American fast food - Singaporeans love but you cannot.
And no flying - American invention you know.
No more paying with debit or credit cards for you too - American.
Also no need to use your mobile phone anymore since that was invented and designed by Americans, whom also invented mobile service too, so no way for you to call or surf check your email etc - which was invented by Americans And since you are posting on the internet - which was invented by the Americans - powered by electricity - again invented by the Americans - there is no need to use American products or services any longer. So I guess we wont see you here anymore, take care.
I know this must be very upsetting for you. Since everything in our lives is basically American, its no wonder you resent them so much. You are just jealous of their greatness. And to think - today they are still #1 ! Wow!!
So at this point I think you will be forced to live in a m&d hut by yourself on ubin, hunting and fishing for your food. think you can use fire there - I am sure Americans did not invent that.
Thanks for the laugh
this is china mentality. only their way is correct, other cannot be. small minded thinking.