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Joker

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The teacher to the children: "The holidays are coming so today we're gonna play to ask you if you know where your parents hide your presents before Christmas".

Let's see Mary, Where do you think your parents hide your presents?". "In the closet", Mary said.

Very good, let's see Arnie, "where do you think your mother hid your presents?". "Below the bed, Miss", said the boy.

Very good, now let's see Petey, "where do you think your father hid your presents?" -"Under his balls, Miss",
The teacher was shocked to hear that... "Under what?..

Why would you say something like that, Petey?" -"Oh Miss, it's because every time I ask my dad where is my bicycle he grabs his balls and say -Here's your bicycle".
 

drifter

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Oiii...don't spilt hairs lah..u can also ask what so happy about new year; etc..
btw...is christmas a big thing in Jippon?

nothing to merry about for any festival ..including new year . :wink:

in japan , new year is bigger then christmas . the percentage of christain cult is very low ...heng ar ...:wink:
 

halsey02

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Isn't Yam Seng for wedding dinners? :p

Yam seng...."bottoms up"....that is one too many martini's, vodka's, whiskies, tequila...RUM...you go piss on earth...and BOTTOMS UP!....and few days later you don't even remember, why you were wearing that lamp shade in the photo...ha ha ha ha:biggrin:
 
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