The teacher to the children: "The holidays are coming so today we're gonna play to ask you if you know where your parents hide your presents before Christmas".
Let's see Mary, Where do you think your parents hide your presents?". "In the closet", Mary said.
Very good, let's see Arnie, "where do you think your mother hid your presents?". "Below the bed, Miss", said the boy.
Very good, now let's see Petey, "where do you think your father hid your presents?" -"Under his balls, Miss",
The teacher was shocked to hear that... "Under what?..
Why would you say something like that, Petey?" -"Oh Miss, it's because every time I ask my dad where is my bicycle he grabs his balls and say -Here's your bicycle".