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A man is like a bottle of wine, the older the better.

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A man is like a bottle of wine, the older the better sometimes the cork crumbles.​

 

A man is like a bottle of wine, the older the better sometimes the cork crumbles.​

That's why it is important that a man spends a lot of time horizontal on his bed. His woman (or women) need to ensure that, give him the motivation to do so.:biggrin:
 
That's why it is important that a man spends a lot of time horizontal on his bed. His woman (or women) need to ensure that, give him the motivation to do so.:biggrin:
woman must have juice to continue to moisten him.
 
some wine don’t age well.
Yes, it does not apply to ALL men. In fact, it's proportional to the level of education and the job that one holds.

Those elderly men fighting at kopitiams for the attention of beer aunties are hardly desirable. As a result, a derogatory euphemism called as "uncle" was created for this group of male species, which carries the connotations of (1) low SES, (2) flaccid penis and (3) jiak liao bee.
 
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So is our Glockman a bottle of fine wine or a can of expired Kickapoo?
 
You can get to know your future wife candidates at kindergartens. :biggrin:
 
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