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51YO Thai Woman Sent To Hospital With Cucumber Up Her Privates; Said It Was An Accident

hanor, if god meant for a temun to know where to posit itself for a pin-point insertion and happy landing for women, he'd given them eyes or a gp system :tongue:
in the end there’s a happy ending for all as medical staff gets a chuckle seeing green surrounded by pink while thigh woman gives birth to a vege dick constantly in erection. must have been a collective orgasm and sigh of relief in the operating room. tibun is signed by doc - “a hard one to yank.”
 
so my friends out there, please don't take any salad from your your lesbian friends.

Don't worry, I don't hang out with the degenerates from Pink Dot.

Degenerates = LGBT folks, and their straight supporters who show up to virtue signal about how 'progressive' they are. :roflmao::rolleyes:
 
my instinct is correct. I know a lesbian couple whom like to organise salad party. I guess they recycle their carrots and cucumbers and turn them into salad to serve their friends
Can you get yourself invited to one of their parties? Take some photos and post here lah.:wink:
 
slippery when wet lah. moreover shape of cucumber makes it difficult to grab and pull out without a string attached or handle. one way to remove diy in front of mirror is to screw a corkscrew into tip of cucumber and pull out slowly. vaginal muscle contraction tends to swallow it full inside, like your rectum. for rectum insertion, cucumber goes in cums out with belachan pickled flavor. in hospital or clinic they will use a tong. btw, she must be at home walking around without panties or thongs. otherwise, underwear can prevent such an unbelievable “accident”.
omg please don't tell me this amount of detailed knowledge is from personal experience! :eek:

:laugh:
 
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