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2nd Joke of the Day: He ate salad every day and slimmed down just for me

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STOMPer Kelly was impressed by her husband's efforts to please her in every way he could during the days of their courtship. He ate salads to slim down and even learnt driving for her.

Kelly shares with us her love story:

"I had been friends with Alvin Phang for 6 years after a friend introduced me to him.

"When our friends encouraged us to be together, we didn't have any feelings for each other and told our friends that we would always be like brother and sister.

"In front of Alvin, I didn't need to pretend. I felt that we had no barriers at all.

"Even though we were friends, my strict parents allowed me to go overseas with Alvin even though I had never gone overseas with a guy alone.

"Our first trip to Thailand was when he fell in love with me.

"I knew he was the one, but I still wanted to look around for any great guys or handsome guys as I was still single at that time.

"He used a lot of wooing methods for two months and in the end we got together. But my heart was not with him even though we were together.

"Because of me, he went to slim down by eating salads every day as he knew that I didn't like fat guys. :rolleyes:

"Because of me, he went to learn driving as he knew that I loved guys with cars a lot. :rolleyes:

"Because of me, he really put in the effort to make me happy and care for me.

"We quarrelled a lot over small little things and in the end Alvin told me over the phone that we should not be together and we should leave each other.

"Finally, I realised there was no use of having hunks around me with money and cars, who couldn't give me happiness. :rolleyes:

"I cannot live without him and I even begged him to give me one more chance to be together with him and to love him.

"I am so glad that he accepted me and I cried over the phone.

"We got engaged 6 months later and we got a house 6 months later too.

"We got our dream jobs of working from home.

"He is a supportive husband. He always brings me to many countries that I had not been to.

"He even told me to quit my job as he would support me even though I have my online business to run.

"So we had our customary Chinese dinner in October 2010 and that was our most enjoyable moment of all.

"Life wouldn't be great if he didn't accept me and had let me go.

"So I wish that I can win the prize to give him a surprise and we are also hoping to have a rabbit baby this year."

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all those stomp love stories make singapore man look like henpeck ...the media really want singapore man to knee down in front of woman ...thats sad .
 
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This Sinkie woman shud look in the mirror. She's not exactly slim. Not pretty either. Still wan muscular hunk who probably drives some nice flashy car. FAIL!
 
i bet that guy also never listen to his own mother as much as his gf ...;)
 
gong kia #2, the girl go search around..cannot find anybody, return to claim her insurance...

LOL...

eat salad to slim down for the gal..so she find him bui bui initially is it? Or he has to slim down to pass IPPT ?LOL
 
By right there should only be ONE joke of the day per day. But this joker is too funny, so i need to add another slot.
 
"We quarrelled a lot over small little things and in the end Alvin told me over the phone that we should not be together and we should leave each other."

He shouldn't have eat salads in the first place ... :D
 
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He ate salad to slim down, but his body still fat and looks like no difference leh..:confused:
 
"New media" is really making people look like idiots.
Perhaps we should go back to the days of pigeons and telegrams.
That way, only a bird will know how stupid humans can be.
 
I disagree. New media only report. But idiots have to do stupid things themselves.
 
all those stomp love stories make singapore man look like henpeck ...the media really want singapore man to knee down in front of woman ...thats sad .


hi there


1. bro, bingo!
2. portraiting the male sheep as some henpacked thing that only goes for some pus or what.
3. aiyoh!
4. some 2-pig shot or what.
 
That's really funny! May I just say they truly deserve each other, both in the looks department and the EQ department. He ate salads everyday while she begged him to take her back after she realised hunks and cars do not necessarily make good husbands.:D:D
 
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As with all fairy tales, the two pigs...oops.... people lived happily ever after. Good riddance!
 
BEWARE!! ACTHUNG !!

IT MAY B ANOTHER ADS GIMMICK / SCAM

remember a couple, 30~40 yr old n guy 20+, fall in love, ask 4 oponion
which turn out 2b a scam
 
"We quarrelled a lot over small little things and in the end Alvin told me over the phone that we should not be together and we should leave each other."

He shouldn't have eat salads in the first place ... :D

she had meat, she ate his 'suasage'...he had salads...but did the 'sausage' harden, with too much salad eating, maybe that was the reason she discovered they shouldn't be together...a limpy vegatarian 'sausage'...the moral of the story, "don't eat salad'...and may die from eating salds from contaminated organic bean sprouts in the salad...
 
The joke is her bad command of English??

By looking at the photo, I thought the joke is the article has messed up "he" and "she" . It should be "She ate salad every day and slimed down just for him".
 
all the kelly i knew are all male. oh it is an unisex name.

wow i am appearing in signature, i am getting popular.
 
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