Apples? Ahahahaha! My toes are laughing lar. Hahaha! More like a basket of chikus lar. Anyway the chikus are already rotten to the core. No way. No balls. No hope for Ah Beng anymore.
Thanks for making my day though. hahahah.
No laughing joke for one of your countrymen - he hates being an Indian.
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xXBlack_RebelXx 595 posts since Dec '07
*sigh*... where do I even start? too many people hate us. literally, everyone hates us.
Everyone thinks that Indian men are manwhores that date any race of women other than their own.
I mean you chinese and other east asians can fit in easily with white folks because white men love chinese women.
We ain't got that shit. We have nothing to offer them to fit in. We take everything from them. Their jobs and their women.
And even other south asians like pakistanis hate us because they think hindus are inferior.
Singhalese hate Tamils. Tamil people have been living in Northern Sri Lanka for ages and theyre being driven out from their own homeland. And singhalese are essentially hybrids of native srilankans(australoid) and south indians. A fact that they and us don't like to admit.
And north indians think that they're superior than south indians. Because of their so called "aryan" origin. (fact: theyre nothing but mogrelization of south indians by iranians/scythians/and tiny bit of caucasian)
American East Asians think that Indians are rightfully not "asian" because we don't have slitty eyes or oriental features.
Eurocentrists insist that the indus civilliations of mohenjo daro and harappa were built by caucasians. And that the vedic scriptures and sanskrit are not dravidian(south indian) but Indo-European.
Afrocentrists insist that south indians are racially related to them. But they still hate us anyways.
Now who else wants a piece of the ancient indus? Because we're too damn degenerate to create a highly urbanized civillisation at time when the rest of the world was beating each other up with clubs and living in caves.
No one likes our culture. No one likes our language. And a research showed that tamil wont live to the next millenium...
And that bastard christopher columbus named native americans "indians". So now you have to elaborate to people "what indian are referring to? the ones that go hey-hey-ha-ha or the the ones that wear dots on their foreheads and eat curry?"
And BBC reported a survey than Indian men have small penis? icon_evil.gif Great... so now we are hairy, ugly, dark AND have a small penis? Screw that...
And Indian men were sent to South Africa during British Occupation as slaves! As fucking slaves! icon_cry.gif
Well if theres a god then he's a a real cruel bastard. Because of all the races of human beings to be, being an indian is a punishment.