20 Things Men Always Want to Shout at Women

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(1) If you women think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

 

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(2) When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really .

 

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(3) You women have too many shoes!

 

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(4) Stop nagging! I am in shape! ROUND is a shape ...

 

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(5) It COST MONEY even if it is a bargain sale!

 

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(6) Don't ask us men what we're thinking about unless you women are prepared to discuss such topics as Soccer and Sex.

 

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(7) Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we men.

 

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(8) Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials. We men don't disturb you while you are crying away in your Korean movies.

 

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(9) You women have enough clothes.

 

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(10) If you women ask us men a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

 

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(11) If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle!

 

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(12) Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

 

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(13) Crying is blackmail.

 

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(14)
Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just tell us what you want!

 

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(15) Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question..

 

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(16) Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

 

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(17) Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.

 

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(18) If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

 

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(19) You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

 

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(20) Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight ; )
But did you know men really don't mind that ? It's like camping.