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The Mystery of The Kingdom of God
The extant text in the standard version of Mark narrating the arrest of Jesus, contains the curious verses (Mark 14:51-52):
Jesus Christ must have fucked the daylight out of that naked youth's asshole.
Jesus: "Do you see this long and thick dick I have here? I am going to insert it into your asshole."
Youth: "It's too big."
Jesus: "Don't worry. You will feel very pleasurable in no time."
Youth: "Err... OK... Ouch!"
Jesus: "You feel shiok now, right? I tell you, this is the mystery of the Kingdom of God."
And thus they come into Bethany, and a certain, woman whose brother had died, was there. And coming she prostrated herself before Jesus and sayeth unto him, "Son of David have mercy on me". But the disciples rebuked her.
And Jesus, being angered, went off with her into the garden where the tomb was, and straightway a great cry was heard from the tomb.
And going near, Jesus rolled away the stone from the door of the tomb. And straightway, going in where the youth was, he stretched forth his hand and raised him, seizing his hand.
But the youth, looking upon him, loved him and began to beseech him that he might be with him. And going out of the tomb they came into the house of the youth, for he was rich.
And after six days, Jesus told him what to do and in the evening the youth comes to him, wearing a linen cloth over nakedness. And he remained with him that night, for Jesus taught him the mystery of the Kingdom of God. And thence arising, he returned to the other side of the Jordan.
~ suppressed part of the Gospel according to Mark
The extant text in the standard version of Mark narrating the arrest of Jesus, contains the curious verses (Mark 14:51-52):
And there followed him a certain young man, having a linen cloth cast about his naked body ; and the young men laid hold on him:
And he left the linen cloth, and fled from them naked.
~ Mark 14:51-52 which bears no relationship to the rest of the story unless something else is missing. If a modern man were caught in a park with a naked youth, he would have quite some explaining to do to the vice squad.
Jesus Christ must have fucked the daylight out of that naked youth's asshole.
Jesus: "Do you see this long and thick dick I have here? I am going to insert it into your asshole."
Youth: "It's too big."
Jesus: "Don't worry. You will feel very pleasurable in no time."
Youth: "Err... OK... Ouch!"
Jesus: "You feel shiok now, right? I tell you, this is the mystery of the Kingdom of God."