i know a crook magician who constantly makes fun of other main religions and joins the grassroots like you.
When the government extended huge grants for the tourism-industry during the final days of COVID-19 (while similar grants for other industries ended), he got his MP to help him pen a letter to ES to qualify the same grant. He cited the reason that his magician and outdated toys were sold at tourist spots, so he enjoyed the same payouts.
Bloody unfair to the rest of the country.
Better than being a civil servant, it is indeed about who you know.