Meeiting With MILF tomolo... Any Advice?

[AhMeng]

you lor!

Dun anyhow say hor...later I kena zap hor.. Nabei :oIo:

 

[Wunderfool]

whahahaha...she divorcee lah...

Like dat... easy lah.

Tell her that you came from a difficult family, father ran away, but your mum stayed on and supported the whole family. Very siong for your mum, but she is strong lady. And she managed to get all the children to Uni. Tell her you really respect your mum a lot . Say it with a choke of emotion in your voice and with a tinge of sadness in your eyes, but look away from her when she looks at you. Brave yourself and tell her " Sorry ... I dun know why I am saying this.... "

I am sure she will look at you differently ...

Good luck !

 

[eatshitndie]

Like dat... easy lah.

Tell her that you came from a difficult family, father ran away, but your mum stayed on and supported the whole family. Very siong for your mum, but she is strong lady. And she managed to get all the children to Uni. Tell her you really respect your mum a lot . Say it with a choke of emotion in your voice and with a tinge of sadness in your eyes, but look away from her when she looks at you. Brave yourself and tell her " Sorry ... I dun know why I am saying this.... "

I am sure she will look at you differently ... good luck!

bwahahahahaha! looks like you're a veteran.

 

[Scrooball (clone)]

Like dat... easy lah. Tell her that you came from a difficult family, father ran away, but your mum stayed on and supported the whole family. Very siong for your mum, but she is strong lady. And she managed to get all the children to Uni. Tell her you really respect your mum a lot . Say it with a choke of emotion in your voice and with a tinge of sadness in your eyes, but look away from her when she looks at you. Brave yourself and tell her " Sorry ... I dun know why I am saying this.... " I am sure she will look at you differently ... Good luck !

Works better if u show your BMW car keys la

 

[Wunderfool]

Works better if u show your BMW car keys la

Absolutely .. .when you are leaving .. tell her that I forget to call a cab ... but would you mind taking my BMW ? It is an old car.

 

[GoldenDragon]

Like dat... easy lah.

Tell her that you came from a difficult family, father ran away, but your mum stayed on and supported the whole family. Very siong for your mum, but she is strong lady. And she managed to get all the children to Uni. Tell her you really respect your mum a lot . Say it with a choke of emotion in your voice and with a tinge of sadness in your eyes, but look away from her when she looks at you. Brave yourself and tell her " Sorry ... I dun know why I am saying this.... "

I am sure she will look at you differently ...

Good luck !

Wahlaneh! You are deadly. Thanks for your suggestion. I will use your pattern soon.

 

[GoldenDragon]

If she ask you if you have a condom, you say what?

 

[eatshitndie]

If she ask you if you have a condom, you say what?

lie that it's "somewhere in the wallet" but at the 11th hour can go raw as she buay tahan. if she says "no worry got one here in my purse", run uncle, run!

 

[AhMeng]

Like dat... easy lah.

Tell her that you came from a difficult family, father ran away, but your mum stayed on and supported the whole family. Very siong for your mum, but she is strong lady. And she managed to get all the children to Uni. Tell her you really respect your mum a lot . Say it with a choke of emotion in your voice and with a tinge of sadness in your eyes, but look away from her when she looks at you. Brave yourself and tell her " Sorry ... I dun know why I am saying this.... "

I am sure she will look at you differently ...

Good luck !

not simpur hor... shall i say Kee Chiu too?

 

[MaximiLian]

N.p.n.t. ..

 

[GoldenDragon]

not simpur hor... shall i say Kee Chiu too?

Ask her simi is condom?

 

[GoldenDragon]

lie that it's "somewhere in the wallet" but at the 11th hour can go raw as she buay tahan. if she says "no worry got one here in my purse", run uncle, run!

Hahahaha...... sekali no need hands but use mouth to cap Ah Meng and use warm water.

 

[Cerebral]

join red shirt ah?

Tonight nothing lar. I was in Low Yat just now also nothing. Maybe tomorrow then action start

 

[Wunderfool]

If she ask you if you have a condom, you say what?

Don't be too quick to answer the question...

Tell her " I am flattered, but why don't we go out to the beach and just scream our lungs out at the sea... and get all the shit out of our chests ! "

I am sure you'll make it out at the beach eventually...

 

[Cerebral]

Hahahaha...... sekali no need hands but use mouth to cap Ah Meng and use warm water.

Or later she show him how to do Helicopter BJ...lol

 

[GoldenDragon]

TS - in case you are not aware, SBF provides rescue services when you are in danger. Escher leads a team of highly trained commandos. Piano wires will be used for rescue. Fee approx $1000 per hour including stand-by time. Bo lau kui one.

 

[Froggy]

You are my friend I will not call you a loser but then MILF???????? Tsk tsk tsk









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[Cerebral]

You are my friend I will not call you a loser but then MILF???????? Tsk tsk tsk

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Hahahaha. Later all got lan jiao one...lol

 

[GoldenDragon]

Don't be too quick to answer the question...

Tell her " I am flattered, but why don't we go out to the beach and just scream our lungs out at the sea... and get all the shit out of our chests ! "

I am sure you'll make it out at the beach eventually...

On second thoughts better check it out MILF isnt a ladyboy.

 

[Froggy]

Hahahaha. Later all got lan jiao one...lol

Please la . . . . .