Meeiting With MILF tomolo... Any Advice?

[Cerebral]

Please la . . . . .

Bo pian. You know what country you live in mah...

 

[Sperminator]

1. Lick her pussy until she have multiple orgasm.

2. fuck her as if she is the only woman on earth.

3. tell her you like her as a friend too!

later she'll stick with you like glue, don't blame me for sharing this. just make sure you don't cum first... and find a cozy room where both of you can have multiple orgasm for long long time... after this you go write FR at the Sammyboyforum.com lah! here all is cafe talk, no X rated stuffs here! haha

 

[GoldenDragon]

Hahahaha. Later all got lan jiao one...lol

I think Ah Meng cancel appointment liao.

 

[Papsmearer]

Meeting MILF tomorrow for coffee as she doesn't drink...sigh...she is 38 years old, got sweet and nice face with dimples type.

Last time i met a MILF, she whatsapp me after we made out and said she feels no chemistry...hope that doesn't happen this time round...

How to play this?

Is it never mention sex with a MILF?

Any other tips?

-Compliment her. eg, nice outfit, nice hair, etc.
-Talk about her kids. SHow an interest in them, even if you have never met them. I guarantee you this will pleasantly surprise her. Other guys who want to date her are only interested in fucking her, but you are interested in finding out about her kid's interest, level of education, etc. Let her talk about them. Tell her you hope to meet them one day.
- Don't talk excessively about yourself or how rich you are, what car you drive, etc. Let her ask you those questions.
- Up your game in bed. Your last MILF told you she feels no chemistry with you, its a code word for you suck in bed. If you make her cum like crazy, you could look like Jabba the Hutt, but she will call you the next day to look for another fuck session.
- MILF's are good fucks. If you play your cards right, you could have a regular one on the side.
- Good luck and happy hunting.

 

[GoldenDragon]

-Compliment her. eg, nice outfit, nice hair, etc.
-Talk about her kids. SHow an interest in them, even if you have never met them. I guarantee you this will pleasantly surprise her. Other guys who want to date her are only interested in fucking her, but you are interested in finding out about her kid's interest, level of education, etc. Let her talk about them. Tell her you hope to meet them one day.
- Don't talk excessively about yourself or how rich you are, what car you drive, etc. Let her ask you those questions.
- Up your game in bed. Your last MILF told you she feels no chemistry with you, its a code word for you suck in bed. If you make her cum like crazy, you could look like Jabba the Hutt, but she will call you the next day to look for another fuck session.
- MILF's are good fucks. If you play your cards right, you could have a regular one on the side.
- Good luck and happy hunting.

Wow! Another kau so. Sammyboy got all sorts of talent.

 

[looneytan]

If she ask you if you have a condom, you say what?

tell her you don't use condom, you only use banana peel!

( peel banana a little, not too far down just enuff to squeeze the fruit out then put it over your little brother, work wonder)

 

[GoldenDragon]

tell her you don't use condom, you only use banana peel!

( peel banana a little, not too far down just enuff to squeeze the fruit out then put it over your little brother, work wonder)

Thanks bro. Appreciated.

 

[virus]

Better bring condom lah just in case both also bring out lang jeow n become mount. Hua sword fighting session

 

[eatshitndie]

Better bring condom lah just in case both also bring out lang jeow n become mount. Hua sword fighting session

dongfang bu bai katoey sword fighting style based on the 葵花宝典 (sunflower manual).

 

[Leongsam]

 

[Papsmearer]

WHy you paste Kukubird's mother picture here?