LPPL - Who invented it? How it Originate? Etc

[AhMeng]

First, is it Lum Par Pah Lan or Lan Par Pah Lan?

How did this phrase originate?

All I know is it means Back to Square One...

Example : Roy Nerng and Han Hui Hui kena Lum Par Pah Lan after the Return My CPF Rally at Hong Lim Park.

 

[eErotica69]

LPPL literally translated is the balls hit the penis.

Means however hard you try, outcome is still the same.

 

[AhMeng]

LPPL literally translated is the balls hit the penis.

Means however hard you try, outcome is still the same.

Oh...all along i thot it was 1 testicle hitting the other testicle! :*:

 

[eErotica69]

Oh...all along i thot it was 1 testicle hitting the other testicle! :*:

Then those with one testicles like Tonychat how?

Anyway an example of LPPL.

Malaysian Tonychat tried all means to get an Aussie PR, but LPPL, no matter how hard the tried, it was rejected many times.

 

[Sinkie]

C'mon lah, monkey.........do you know how long ago this phrase was in use?
It was started way back in the 70's and could be even earlier........but used sparingly then.

It is simply this: lumpar and saying it backwards parlum, means the same fucking thing. Meaning 'no difference'.....still the meaning is lumpar.

Then it truncated to LPPL........like so many hokkien shit, KNNBCCB oso truncated........

 

[Narong Wongwan]

Scrotum hits penis.
Scrotum is lanpar. Testicle is lanpar chee.
Means end up back in the same spot.

 

[Sinkie]

Scrotum hits penis.
Scrotum is lanpar. Testicle is lanpar chee.
Means end up back in the same spot.

Don't talk cock lah, gong cheebye.........if don't know, say don't know. Don't fucking guess and imagine stuff.

 

[AhMeng]

Scrotum hits penis.
Scrotum is lanpar. Testicle is lanpar chee.
Means end up back in the same spot.

Scrotum hits Penis

or

Left Scrotum hits Right Scrotum

???

 

[virus]

okie.. i confess, i invented them during my stint as hokkien peng in demsey barrack.

 

[looneytan]

it originated from the china three kingdoms period when Liu Bei scolded Cao Cao LPPL for failing to kill Dong Zhuo

 

[virus]

no lah... sgt ask me to move stuff from one store room to another then move all of them back after stock count. i fark him for LPPL.