The best way to check if a person is a real vegetarian ......

[AhGuan]

The best way to check if a person is a real vegetarian ...... is to ask him the colour of his stools.

I've had a vegetarian diet for the past 1 week. The colour of my stools have changed from the usual colour to ______ colour.

Want to guess the colour ?

 

[tonychat]

yellow..........

 

[AhGuan]

yellow..........

Sir Tony, you are truly a venerable vegetarian expert. Salute.

I heard there is a faecal expert in this forum. Now where is he ?

 

[looneytan]

yellow..........

I agree with your statement but please just fuck off okey!

Sam, you see hor, I still fuck him even when I agree with him

 

[I_Hate_Pappies]

Mine is green. I have achieved higher state of enlightenment than my Master Sir Tonychat.

 

[I_Hate_Pappies]

Sir Tony, you are truly a venerable vegetarian expert. Salute.

I heard there is a faecal expert in this forum. Now where is he ?

He ate shit of meat eaters and died. Told him to at least balance his diet with vegan's shit, he don't believe.

 

[halsey02]

Mine is green. I have achieved higher state of enlightenment than my Master Sir Tonychat.

If yours is Rainbow in color you have reached Nirvana, for Vegs have many colors, like bell peppers, yellow, red, green & carrots are orange/yellow, bananas yellow, certain beet root purple & so are some cabbages.

So if yours are yellow or green or______ you are not a true vegan & have not reached Nirvana.

 

[AhGuan]

He ate shit of meat eaters and died. Told him to at least balance his diet with vegan's shit, he don't believe.

Mine is green. I have achieved higher state of enlightenment than my Master Sir Tonychat.

Sir IHP, you are truly the supreme, ultra, venerable master vegetarian

 

[I_Hate_Pappies]

Sir IHP, you are truly the supreme, ultra, venerable master vegetarian

Not forgetting my daily dose of soursop juice and pomegranate juice.

 

[Muthukali]

Not forgetting my daily dose of soursop juice and pomegranate juice.

Alongside with mangoes too?

 

[halsey02]

Alongside with mangoes too?

"mango juice" you must join P.A., it ranks with "mee siam mai hum", it is an exquisite privilege food & beverage not meant for lesser mortals, in the realm of ambrosia.

 

[KNNBCCB]

Black ....

edit hor ... i am not racists ok..

 

[Thick Face Black Heart]

Mine is white, the same colour as PAP.

 

[yinyang]

heard there is a faecal expert in this forum. Now where is he ?

He's got the runs (true to his moniker) :p

 

[Narong Wongwan]

i thot the answer is taste the sperm...those one veg diet especially with lots of fruits will have nice tasting sperm.........so if you want your ladies to swallow then start eating food and veg.

 

[I_Hate_Pappies]

If yours is Rainbow in color you have reached Nirvana, for Vegs have many colors, like bell peppers, yellow, red, green & carrots are orange/yellow, bananas yellow, certain beet root purple & so are some cabbages.

So if yours are yellow or green or______ you are not a true vegan & have not reached Nirvana.

If Limbeh reached Nirvana, when got the time to surf SBF?

Alongside with mangoes too?

Yes, by loads of them.

Black ....

edit hor ... i am not racists ok..

I agreed with your statement. Now Fuck Off! :oIo:

 

[eErotica69]

I agree with your statement but please just fuck off okey!

Sam, you see hor, I still fuck him even when I agree with him

Ah Guan is his clone and he is talking to himself.

 

[jw5]

Mine is white, the same colour as PAP.

No, that's the colour of your semen in M, errrrr, I mean scroobye's wife.

 

[GOD IS MY DOG]

The best way to check if a person is a real vegetarian ...... is to ask him the colour of his stools.

I've had a vegetarian diet for the past 1 week. The colour of my stools have changed from the usual colour to ______ colour.

Want to guess the colour ?

i week not enough lah...........

last time i ate nothing but carrot for a month................guess what colour...............

blacker than black..............

 

[eatshitndie]

Sir Tony, you are truly a venerable vegetarian expert. Salute.

I heard there is a faecal expert in this forum. Now where is he ?

the color of stool depends on the health of your organs and gi tract than what you eat. always look out for extremes, such as black and white. if black, most likely your stomach is bleeding, and you may have ulcers. if white, your pancreas may not be working well. bile contributes darkish brownish green guck to the digestive process. and the brownishness from bile dominates all colored shit despite you having "white" vege such as cauliflower or cabbage all day. if your shit is white or pale yellow, see the arsehole doc right away as your bile production may be in jeopardy. also on the other spectrum, copious consumption of ferrous, potassium or iron minerals (spinach, purple cabbage and other dark leafy greens) will contribute to darkish shit. do not be confused with black sticky shit from blood loss in the tummy. now if you have runny red bloody shit and or discharges, and you're male, check into a&e right away. most likely, your intestines are bleeding (either from tears or lesions in your small intestines due to disease and inflamation, or from too much violent anal and rectal penetration by your multiple gay partners in sbf).