I Need Help - recently I could pee only when I poo.

[eatshitndie]

make an appt with the urologist

and gi specialist.

 

[yinyang]

..prostrate? I just had a colonoscopy 2 months ago and everything's clear. If its the prostrate blocking could it be that when I sit to poo it unblocks?

Go circumcise, might just do the trick. But you need to change your moniker to Mohd PeeSai after. :p

Funnies aside, go for prostrate checkup by urologist. He'll just do a simple physical (shove his hands into your ass). No joke, only poke ..and you might enjoy it

 

[eatshitndie]

Funnies aside, go for prostrate checkup by urologist. He'll just do a simple physical (shove his hands into your ass). No joke, only poke ..and you might enjoy it

for that, i recommend doctoress yoni shakyalingam. one shove in the arse with her delicate finger, and i keep going back.

for gi tract, i recommend dr. kwa kar chng. :o

 

[looneytan]

just do a simple physical (shove his hands into your ass).

finger lah! Alamak!

some more hands

 

[yinyang]

finger lah! Alamak! some more hands

Big ass :o

 

[BuiKia]

You pee only once a day? Or you must sit down then can pee?

 

[OldFart]

You think i give a flying fuck whether you can or cannot disagree with me or not? :oIo::oIo::oIo:

I now bladder very full and uncomfortable don't want to quarrel with you now. You get lost la.

 

[OldFart]

Kanina Chow Gubye, polyclinic just told me appointment with specialist in hospital must wait 5-6 weeks and that's after I waited whole morning. Anyway ok ok I go private liao tomorrow.

make an appt with the urologist

Go circumcise, might just do the trick. But you need to change your moniker to Mohd PeeSai after. :p

Funnies aside, go for prostrate checkup by urologist. He'll just do a simple physical (shove his hands into your ass). No joke, only poke ..and you might enjoy it

Thanks kulgai and yinyang for the suggestion.

 

[OldFart]

You pee only once a day? Or you must sit down then can pee?

Not once a day la. Like normal people a few times a days la. But then standing cannot pee only pooing can pee so got to poo a few times then can pee a few times a day, or I just sit there and try to fool it that I am pooing then will pee.

 

[OldFart]

for that, i recommend doctoress yoni shakyalingam. one shove in the arse with her delicate finger, and i keep going back.

for gi tract, i recommend dr. kwa kar chng. :o

KNS you I went to google cannot find this doc la

 

[yinyang]

TS, maybe this therapy might work?:p

Or redo your loo, dual purpose

 

[looneytan]

only pooing can pee so got to poo a few times then can pee a few times a day

easy what! don't finish your poo in the morning at one go lah, hold back three quarter to spread it out thru out the day

 

[GOD IS MY DOG]

Is it because I'm getting old? It's been more than 6 months when my ability to pee-pee while standing deteriorated.

Time taken to start peeing was getting longer and longer and more sheep I must count. Then about a month ago sometimes it stopped halfway and could continue only sometimes. Its got so frustrated. Then past 2 weeks I have to poo then can pee.

First of all what is wrong with me? Secondly is there anything I could eat to help my situation?

most like prostate problem...................

take saw palmetto....................and/or.................pomegranate juice.................


PM me if you need help in finding these products..............

 

[methink]

Go try TCM and accupuncture. These may help you, but it takes a little longer. Just have patience.

I would second that. Good to always try alternatives before any
surgery.

 

[DubLi]

TS, maybe this therapy might work?:p

Please dun joke lah. He needs real help.

Try this stem cell therapy... http://stemcellnutritionsingapore.stemtechbiz.com.my

 

[OldFart]

TS, maybe this therapy might work?:p

Or redo your loo, dual purpose

easy what! don't finish your poo in the morning at one go lah, hold back three quarter to spread it out thru out the day

Very funny the two of you. One day your turn then you know.

 

[I_Hate_Pappies]

Very funny the two of you. One day your turn then you know.

Who the fuck care about your pee or poo?! Stop bumping this stupid thread! :oIo:

 

[OldFart]

most like prostate problem...................

take saw palmetto....................and/or.................pomegranate juice.................


PM me if you need help in finding these products..............

Thank you, you are a nice mate.

 

[kingrant]

you mean there are people with two arseholes?
One is already a headache.

TS, maybe this therapy might work?:p



Or redo your loo, dual purpose

 

[KNNBCCB]

knnbccb and I have it together every night

got meh ? ... not thaksin noodles ?