World's Thinnest Books For Very Light Reading

[halsey02]

Monotonous Recitation
By Yam. A.M.

$8 Heart Transplant ( or how to spot a bullshit)
By Khaw B. W.

 

[Narong Wongwan]

101 Way To A Happy & Faithful Marriage
by Jack Neo

 

[neddy]

Why Lee Kuan Yew had 'characterised Islam as a 'venomous religion''? Because his new book began with :

"There is no God but LKY, and Loong is the messenger of LKY."

SINGAPORE GOD
By Lee Kuan Yew, the God of Prophet Loong and Acting Prophet Chok Tong.

 

[halsey02]

101 Way To A Happy & Faithful Marriage
by Jack Neo

Young Girls Are My Weakness
By Jack Ass Neo

In George I Trust
By Jack Ass Neo

How to Dress Like A Man
By Jack Ass Neo

 

[neddy]

My Vacation at the Istana
- SR Nathan

Oops, I shrink the People's Reserve
- SR Nathan

How to survive 6 years in the Istana peacefully
- செல்லப்பன் ராமநாதன் (SR Nathan)

 

[Ramseth]

How to survive 6 years in the Istana peacefully
- செல்லப்பன் ராமநாதன் (SR Nathan)

12 years... ... ... ...

 

[neddy]

12 years... ... ... ...

Thanks, Ramseth.

Book recall:
How to survive 6 years in the Istana peacefully
- செல்லப்பன் ராமநாதன் (SR Nathan)
Published 2005
Reason: Istana kitchen need Prataman for another 6 years.

New book:
Signing blank cheques 26 times to pay for my 12 years in the Istana.
- செல்லப்பன் ராமநாதன் (SR Nathan)



French Singapore Recession Cookbook
Tan Yong Soon & family
Front Cover Photograph: Le Cordon Bleu, front view
Back Cover Photograph: Le Cordon Bleu, back view
Centrefold: My family and I inside Le Cordon Bleu

 

[Forvendet]

How To Demolish Skyscrapers
by Osama bin Laden
(with a special chapter on Microsoft Flight Simulator)

How To Reverse Your Car Out Of A Flood
by Rear Admiral Lui Tuck Yew
(with a special chapter on rear view mirror)

How To Forecast & Explain Floods
by Dr. Yaacob Ibrahim
(with a special chapter on 50-year cycles)

 

[halsey02]

Public Tranpsort
By Rear (my) Admiral Lui Tuck Yew

How To Sing The "Upturn The Downturn Song" in Mongolian
By Zorror Lim

 

[jw5]

How I Persuaded My Wife To Become Singaporean
By Yacob Ibrahim

 

[halsey02]

Preaching 101
By Emeritus Minister Lee

 

[ZorrorroZ]

WINNING THE WORLD CUP (2010-2014)
by Raddy Avramovic

 

[ZorrorroZ]

EPIC WARS BY THE SAF
by SAF Generals (1970-2011)
forward by Winston Choo, Lt. Gen, Ret'd.

 

[Windsor]

EPIC WARS BY THE SAF
by SAF Generals (1970-2011)
forward by Winston Choo, Lt. Gen, Ret'd.

This is good bro. How about calling it:

Epic Whores
By Winston Choo, Lt. Gen (Ret'd)
Forward By Brig-Gen Colin Theseira (Ret'd)

 

[halsey02]

WINNING THE WORLD CUP (2010-2014)
by Raddy Avramovic

Won The World Cup 2010
By Mah Bow Tan

 

[Forvendet]

How To Win An SMC
by Sitoh Yih Pin
(with bonus chapter on sharkfin and abalone recipes)

How Not To Win An SMC
by Eric Low
(with bonus chapter on bread and kaya recipes)

 

[halsey02]

Picking Chickus In Hougang
By Eric Low S.M.

also by the same author

Sour Grapes - Hougang Variety
By Eric Low S.M.

 

[HedgeTrader]

Picking Chickus In Hougang
By Eric Low S.M.

also by the same author

Sour Grapes - Hougang Variety
By Eric Low S.M.

I think can compile into Hougang Agricultural Wikipedia LOL

 

[scroobal]

All you guys are hilarious. Keep going. Best thread.

 

[halsey02]

A Guide To More Good Years
By Emeritus Goh CT

by the same author

In My Pocket
By Emeritus Goh CT

Also by the same author

How To Ehance Your Asset
By Emeritus Goh CT