Stop dieting on dead dogs.
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Why do my farts smell so bad???Can I do anything about it???
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Stop dieting on dead dogs.
Nein. You can do best of 2 worlds, ie sounding like a noisy scooter's exhaust and stink to heaven...If you can make your fucking fart make a sound, they won't smell.
Or try the cow's polluting modus operandi for greenhouse effect :p Or culling's called for?
http://animals.howstuffworks.com/mammals/methane-cow.htm
Drink half a botol of Dettol before you sleep !:o
Encik!....Dettol neat or mix with water, & ice cubes? like this, not only the feet will smell, the body dead, will smell too!
Try half botol softlan also boleh !:o
Why? What for? Why do you wish to have fragrant farts? BTW, I have not come across anyone with fragrant farts. That would make you stick out like a sore thumb!
Cheers!
Cheers!
dont eat sweet potato and onion lo
They fart a lot because they talk through their arse.
Food / Beef / Pork Decomposition inside the large intestine, causing bacteria infection,
so your fart becomes smelly! Better go for medical check up!
Your intestine wall could have malignant growth!
fart stink good mah, best must let go inside crowded mrt or lift....then kay kay cover nose and shout "knnccb who the fucker no asshole discipline one!?!?
naughty boi
mostly decomposing vege such as broccoli, cabbage, mushroom will cause the foul odor. if shit gets stuck in rectum, gas from stomach has no place to go but up to throat and mouth as burp or down to rectum and out the anus as fart. without shit in rectum, gas is tolerable. but with shit, gas has to wrap around shit and force its way out the tube carrying microscopic fecal matter with it. it's the airborne microbe and or bacterial-chemical compound in vapor form that stinks.
Are you sure you are in Australia?
Why don't you go and see a bulk billing doctor for FREE instead of posting such wu laio question here?
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