Chinese names sound stupid. That's why so many chinks give themselves Western names. However, the dumbfucks end up choosing the most nonsensical gibberish names in the whole wide world and end up making things far worse.
It's all subjective really. The sweetest sound in the world is the sound of your own name, haven't you heard?
Chinks give themselves Western names because of a lack of self-esteem. Koreans have similar sounding 3-word names, but don't give themselves English names (unless they were born in an English-speaking country). Neither do the Thais or Ceylonese, some of whose names are unpronounceable to many in the East and West.