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Tattoo Mistakes

singveld

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Porcine predicament: A man ended up with a 'Golden Pig' tattoo on his back, and the symbol for 'Pig' is inverted
 

singveld

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This ink was meant to say 'I am Goddess,' but to do that, one of the symbols would have to be split into two vertical parts
 

singveld

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was supposed to say 'Fear No Man,' but instead it says 'Coffin Man'
 
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singveld

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Oops: The symbols were supposed to say 'Loyalty,' but they ended up translating as 'Noodles'
 

singveld

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The intended message in the image on the left was 'Outlaw,' but it actually says 'Hidden Criminal
 

singveld

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The intended message of the tattoo on the right was 'Ride Hard Die Free,' but the symbols are loosely translated as freely riding die-cast figurines.'
 

singveld

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Symbols on the left were meant to say 'Family,' but in their current form they are devoid of any meaning
 

lorrydriver

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For those who have not heard this before.........

A woman is picked up by Dennis Rodman in a bar. They like each other and she
goes back with him to his hotel room. He removes his shirt revealing all his
tattoos and she sees that on his arm is one which reads, "Reebok." She thinks
that is a bit odd and asks him about it.

Dennis says, "When I play basketball, the cameras pick up the tattoo and
Reebok pays me for advertisement." A bit later, his pants are off and she sees
"Puma" tattooed on his leg.

He gives the same explanation for the unusual tattoo. Finally, the underwear
comes off and she sees the word "AIDS" tattooed on his penis. She jumps back
with shock.

"I'm not going to do it with a guy who has AIDS!" exclaims the woman.

Dennis Rodman replies, "It's cool baby. In a minute it's going to say
'ADIDAS.'"
 
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