Singaporean pick up lines

[Vigilante911]

hi there


1. hahahaha!
2. bingo! bro.
3. honest, i have 2 friends getting married soon.
4. they are to attend some christian marriage counselling thing on how to bonk properly!
5. yes, i almost fell off the chair when the prick told me that.

I don't tink the counselling is to teach how to bonk, but to to teach them to place God in their marriage
and the sex will be wholesome and spiritual. This is the counselling I been through. No need any pastor
to teach how to bonk. We teach the pastor how to bonk instead.

 

[GoldenDragon]

Have you picked up any chicks with this statement ?

If CPF statement is similar to LSS, many PRCs will die die wait for the pick-up.

 

[jw5]

"If we don't get together, we'll be finished."

 

[Sir_Fcuk]

"If we don't get together, we'll be finished."

Wow.... you think Young Heidi will be impressed?