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SBF Award 2011

Ramseth

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That will be under government's budget. Prisons specifically.

In PRC...

Officer: You've been sentenced to death by firing squad. Please pay the bill for the bullets.

Prisoner: Sorry, I'm broke.

Officer: OK wait until got people come and pay for the bullets.


In Singapore...

Officer: You've been sentenced to death by hanging. Please pay for the noose.

Prisoner: Sorry, I'm broke.

Officer: OK wait until got people come and pay for your noose.
 
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drifter

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In PRC...

Officer: You've been sentenced to death by firing squad. Please pay the bill for the bullets.

Prisoner: Sorry, I'm broke.

Officer: OK wait until got people come and pay for the bullets.


In Singapore...

Officer: You've been sentenced to death by hanging. Please pay for the noose.

Prisoner: Sorry, I'm broke.

Officer: OK wait until got people come and pay for your noose.



singapore officer : if you are broke then you better die :wink:
 

Ramseth

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singapore officer : if you are broke then you better die :wink:

Prisoner's wife: You mean I pay $2 for you to kill him and and can claim $200,000 insurance?

Officer: Yes.

Prisoner's wife: OK here's $2. Please issue receipt and death cert for me to claim insurance.
 
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drifter

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Prisoner's wife: You mean I pay $2 for you to kill him and and can claim $200,000 insurance?

Officer: Yes.

Prisoner's wife: OK here's $2. Please issue receipt and death cert for me to claim insurance.



PRC Prisoner's wife: You mean I pay $2 for you to kill him and and can claim $200,000 insurance?

Officer: Yes.

PRC Prisoner's wife: OK here's $10. Please issue receipt and death cert for me to claim insurance. and i still have 2 daughters and 2 sons at home :wink:
 

Clone

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Most Metrosexual Forummer : Khun Ying Pojaman

He got me started to check out handsome men on the streets. Bad habit! :wink:


Most Long-winded Forummer : Drifter

Had wanted to give this award to KYP too, then to my horror, I saw this thread still alive! :eek:
http://www.sammyboy.com/showthread....-a-lifespan-of-5000-years&p=898180#post898180

And I saw Drifter still there churning the same thing! :eek: :eek:
Brother Drift, u really need to cut down on what you're smoking now. :wink:
 

Ramseth

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Can we see the two pics again to have an objective third party comparison?

Drifter only flashed his pic for 1 or 2 minutes that day. That's enough. I was there, I saw and I was no match. I conceded a walkover. There's no need for judicial review.
 
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drifter

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Most Metrosexual Forummer : Khun Ying Pojaman

He got me started to check out handsome men on the streets. Bad habit! :wink:


Most Long-winded Forummer : Drifter

Had wanted to give this award to KYP too, then to my horror, I saw this thread still alive! :eek:
http://www.sammyboy.com/showthread....-a-lifespan-of-5000-years&p=898180#post898180

And I saw Drifter still there churning the same thing! :eek: :eek:
Brother Drift, u really need to cut down on what you're smoking now. :wink:


whahaha...when theres religion involved im always there :wink: .
 

drifter

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Drifter only flashed his pic for 1 or 2 minutes that day. That's enough. I was there, I saw and I was no match. I conceded a walkover. There's no need for judicial review.

smoking too much sometimes make me brave :wink:
 
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