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Questioned by Shop N Save cashier ......
- Thread starter Equalisation
- Start date
Cashier : Do you have compassion card ...??
Equalisation : Whats that card for?
Cashier : Above 65 and penniless
Equalisation : dun have.......... :(:(:(
KNN .... my version now.
Cashier : Do you have passion card?
Alamaking : No, but I wear this stoopid orange flowery shirt got discount?
Cashier : :oIo::oIo::oIo:
Cashier : Do you have compassion card ...??
Equalisation : Whats that card for?
Cashier : Above 65 and penniless
Equalisation : dun have.......... :(:(:(
Part II
The next day......
Cashier : Haiyoh Uncle, why you come again?
Equalisation : I come to apply for compassion card
Cashier : You got CPF? have to show CPF statement 1st
Equalisation : dun have.......... :(:(:(
Part III
Cashier : Do you have passion card?
Alamaking : No. :(
Cashier : Aiyah, never mind lah ... I give you discount for vege items sinceyou kena cauliflowers ..
Alamaking : Sssshhhh .... not so loud leh ....:(:(:(
Cashier : Do you have passion card?
Alamaking : No. :(
Cashier : Aiyah, never mind lah ... I give you discount for vege items sinceyou kena cauliflowers ..
Alamaking : Sssshhhh .... not so loud leh ....:(:(:(
Part IV
Ramseth : (Giving the NTUC cashier an NTUC Visa/Nets card.)
Cashier : Do you have a Passion card?
Ramseth : Look at that again, I've already got an NTUC card. Do I get double rebate points and double discounts if I have two cards?
Cashier : No sir, oh sorry. (Click, click, cling, cling at the cash register.) That'll be $12.35. By Nets or Visa?
Ramseth : (Pointing to the notice.) See that? What does it say?
Cashier : NTUC Visa card for purchase of $20 and above only.
Ramseth : Oh you can read, not bad. Then?
Cashier : I guess it's Nets then.
Ramseth : Well done, see? You can read my mind without asking unnecessary question.
Customer behind in queue : Hey mister, she's obviously new or low IQ and you'll having fun fooling around with her wasting my time! Pay up and move on lah!
Ramseth : (Giving the NTUC cashier an NTUC Visa/Nets card.)
Cashier : Do you have a Passion card?
Ramseth : Look at that again, I've already got an NTUC card. Do I get double rebate points and double discounts if I have two cards?
Cashier : No sir, oh sorry. (Click, click, cling, cling at the cash register.) That'll be $12.35. By Nets or Visa?
Ramseth : (Pointing to the notice.) See that? What does it say?
Cashier : NTUC Visa card for purchase of $20 and above only.
Ramseth : Oh you can read, not bad. Then?
Cashier : I guess it's Nets then.
Ramseth : Well done, see? You can read my mind without asking unnecessary question.
Customer behind in queue : Hey mister, she's obviously new or low IQ and you'll having fun fooling around with her wasting my time! Pay up and move on lah!
Some not bad looking prc students work as checkout girls. The cold storage at king albert is one such outlet.
Part V
Ramseth : (At an NTUC cashier's counter with a bottle of white wine.)
Cashier (with a name tag marked Trainee) : Sir, this is on promotion, why don't you get two bottles?
Ramseth : What kind of promotion?
Cashier : There's a notice at the wine cellar, guess you missed reading it. $25 per bottle, $35 for two bottles. You can even buy white and red one each.
Ramseth : Oh I see, thank you very much. I'll go get another bottle for the offer. Do I have to re-queue again?
Cashier : No need, come straight back to me. I'll hold your first bottle here.
Ramseth : (At an NTUC cashier's counter with a bottle of white wine.)
Cashier (with a name tag marked Trainee) : Sir, this is on promotion, why don't you get two bottles?
Ramseth : What kind of promotion?
Cashier : There's a notice at the wine cellar, guess you missed reading it. $25 per bottle, $35 for two bottles. You can even buy white and red one each.
Ramseth : Oh I see, thank you very much. I'll go get another bottle for the offer. Do I have to re-queue again?
Cashier : No need, come straight back to me. I'll hold your first bottle here.
Continuation of Part V
Ramseth : ...faster go and take another bottle ....Hehehe
NTUC Cashier : Punch in entry ...Alamak wrong info total cost $49.90
Ramseth KNN ....
Ramseth : ...faster go and take another bottle ....Hehehe
NTUC Cashier : Punch in entry ...Alamak wrong info total cost $49.90
Ramseth KNN ....
Continuation of Part V
Ramseth : ...faster go and take another bottle ....Hehehe
NTUC Cashier : Punch in entry ...Alamak wrong info total cost $49.90
Ramseth KNN ....
Cashier : (Swipes card up and down.) Sir, you Nets insufficient balance and you Visa over limit. Would you like to pay cash?
Ramseth : Oh, then nevermind, I'll come back another time.
Equalisation (behind the queue) : Wah, waste my time again!
Izzat so?, have not been to Cold Storage at King's Albert for a long while, must go recee...
Izzat so?, have not been to Cold Storage at King's Albert for a long while, must go recee...
Cashier : Sir, Is this all of your purchase ??
Halsey : Yes ... slurp slurp .... Can I date you out ??
Cashier : Nei Yow Upp mutt foong ??:o
Halsey :
Cashier: Do you have passion card?
Me: I have passion but no card.
Cashier: You so naughty! *giggle*:p
Me: I have passion but no card.
Cashier: You so naughty! *giggle*:p
cashier : ah sir, is tis all u buy ? ...Cashier : Sir, Is this all of your purchase ??
...
equalisation : yes ... *slurp* (point finger @ cashier) ... me wanna buy tis oso ...
cashier :
... ... si lang tao! ... si humsup lou! ...
cashier : ah sir, is tis all u buy ? ...
equalisation : yes ... *slurp* (point finger @ cashier) ... me wanna buy tis oso ...
cashier :
Cashier : (Bagging up the purchases.) Have a nice day, please come again.
Equalisation : You've made my day and I want to have a nice night and cum also. Tonight after work, you short-time how much, overnight how much huh?
Ramseth (behind in the queue) : (Knock Equalisation's head.) How much you head! You dirty old man, go Geylang or Legend lah!
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