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I wonder too how far this forum will pull through
So many changes within a short period
I hope it will continue to glow
Despite all the conflicts and mindless rows
and of what use is this national conversation
when a paper was passed with lil' consideration
a wayang that is smelly, just like passing motion
leaves folks wondering what is the real intention
The grand plan and 'good' intention is nothing but a lie ?
They can hardly care less even if many will die.
What can Low and Sylvia do to make us laugh ?
The answer is obviously tough.
old kapitan looked kinda pretty pale as of late
Geiger counter buzzes when it's near the dinner plate
half life of the airflown sashimi isn't worth the wait
guessed radioactive material couldn't improve his gait
le kapitan decides to go for a jiak hong trip
he met Obama in person, hoped his drool didn't drip
his legs mustn't cross so that his pants wouldn't rip
and it's good to note that Obama has a firmer grip
the generals in the pentagon are weak
met the malawian president this week
they called her lee hsien loong, alas
and thanked her for letting their ships to pass
alas but the sashimi u speak about is not for us
as we continue to squeeze our asses on the bendy bus
ze island is full and ze ordinary folk are starting' to cuss
whilst kapitan enjoys his walnuts and wonders what's the fuss
as the ship sails slowly towards the land of the rising sun
kapitan still thinks his crew are like fine china wine no horse run
even though there could be a risk from the radiating raygun
crewman nair could you just for once look like you're having fun
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Red Indian Chief to Wife ::::
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many moons come,
.
u no come,
.
i no CUM, u no come,
.
many men come,
.
baby come,
.
how come, baby come????
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xxx
the old broken vessel couldn't withstand the brine
the old kapitan would soon be worshiped in a shrine
noticed that the porlumpars are a dozen a dime
alas it's a forlorn attempt to escape the sands of time
the old broken vessel meanders along the straits
distributing N-ninety fives found within its crates
offering cheap masks to the needy may seem too late
wondering if the stockpile had any expiry date...
as the ship wanders along the air is filled with haze
the overpaid crew remain clueless and mainly in a daze
used to doing little these days they are unable to laze
kapitan and his envoy kaki need to figure out this maze
new pastime nowadays is reading the PSI index
b‘cos tis haze is depriving me of my outdoor sex
problem is simple but pappies make it so complex
they say Spore is only a red dot, no muscles to flex
once upon a time in the land of USA
le kapitan jokes 'bout Cinaland's free smoky air
the CB mouth didn't speak with much care
divine retribution it is, for we are now in great despair