ode to the seaman's son...

[jw5]

one of the crewmen had an honest lust she was from pa
using his hornypalm was not enough he had to have a lay
till finally it came to light and he had to resign sad to say
it's either that or face a punishment like that of michael fay

 

[jw5]

the horny crew had to leave the ship even though twas much too late
his eager deputy wanted to find out more on what had sealed his fate
will a new crew be appointed soon the men knew they had to wait
meanwhile the lucky one was just relieved he hadn't taken the bait

 

[cunnilaubu]

Kapitan's crew has itchy bawa
He like to screw horny minah
This is like the incident lama
One shouldn't forget there is karma

 

[jw5]

after hornypalm debarged kapitan continued to sail
with battlecry that national issues are key they must not derail
although now on shaky ground kapitan told his crew they can't fail
but why is it that it's always others who get the juicy female tail? :(

 

[jw5]

who kapitan will pick to replace hornypalm is now anyone's guess
the cream are all on board the ship so it won't be one of the best
could be that the former union man would be the pick from the rest
but first he's got to explain who told him in jc that there was no test

 

[jw5]

the hornypalm affair has cut all on board like a knife
with the focus on the crew they all could not skive
till suddenly one of the crewladies brought things to life
claiming it's honourable to quit after nailing another man's wife

 

[Conqueror]

Lust ? Caution !

[video=youtube;DHXbpDhZZoQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHXbpDhZZoQ[/video]

 

[Conqueror]

Lust ? Caution !

When a careless man has lost his foresight,
The darkness of lust will obscure his light.
Taking his lover to a motel to swing,
Bringing the scandal to the next big thing.

Though he may seem not to be so uptight,
But now his career and marriage are filled with blight.
Where else can the shame be buried ?
He will be lucky if he will still be married !

 

[zhihau]

claiming it's honourable to quit after nailing another man's wife

the ship continues to sail with one man overboard
am sure that after-taste is worse than bitter gourd
the current task is at hand to let in one on board
kapitan can choose one sycophant amongst the horde

 

[jw5]

most of the crew on board can't tell the stern from the bow
all they know is that if you are not one of em' you must be foe
as to who will replace the man overboard again they do not know
a suggestion could be the crying man who was against the ship casino

 

[jw5]

kapitan was wonderin' who he could bring in to man the fort
a hunky footballer perhaps someone who could help stop the rot
suddenly there was a cackle down below from the old seaman's cot
he wanted to know whether overboard crew's pa girl was chio or not

 

[jw5]

kapitan these days is seriously chomping at the bit
the thought of filling the hole is giving him a serious fit
he's seriously thinking of not bothering with all this shit
seriously where's he gonna find a hat to pull out the rabbit?

 

[zhihau]

why so serious? :p:p:p

a sleight of hand is all it takes to draw a card from nowhere
kapitan has enough tricks upsleeve to strip the audience bare
all is done to keep us wondering who's the proverbial hare
let's stay focused and not be lured by the occasional flare

 

[Alamaking]

So late still writing poems ahh? lol

 

[zhihau]

So late still writing poems ahh? lol

so late still reading poems ahh? :p:p:p

can't sleep, write a bit to induce some sleep loh :o:o:o

 

[jw5]

the year for kapitan and his motley crew has come and almost gone
kapitan is hoping that the new year would bring with it new dawn
just thinkin' about the crew overboard does make him tad forlorn
why couldn't all those horny chaps just watched a little porn?

 

[jw5]

just as kapitan thought a storm had passed soon another came
something which he didn't expect but not quite all the same
caused by a few of his ex crewmen who had their days of fame
why couldn't those 3 old stooges have taken better aim?

 

[zhihau]

why couldn't all those horny chaps just watched a little porn?

not every single chap is like no-porn lui, you see
we couldn't even be sure if he sits down to pee
he is probably wondering how to up the transport fee
especially so when there is an upcoming B.E

 

[zhihau]

kapitan is in no hurry to replace the crew
hornypalm really gotten him this time a bad screw
instead of thinking about the great plans papa drew
all he yearns right now is to slowly enjoy the brew

 

[zhihau]

two thousand and twelve is labelled as a year full of lust
papers splashed with juicy news of those illicit thrust
kapitan and his merry crew have to clear the dust
call for BE is a must to do the locals just