Instructions regarding my funeral.
1. Coffin must be the old Chinese sort. Sammyboy icon at both ends.
2. Music by Hall and Oates.... any of their songs will do.
3. No beer at the wake or funeral. Hard liquor or NZ Sauvignon Blanc only.
4. Pallbearers in Hooters outfits. [please seek permission from Hooters to avoid trademark problems - pay royalties if necessary]