Mancini: "Helloooo to my cutie pooch at home. Koochi, koochi, koo..."
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Mancini: "Helloooo to my cutie pooch at home. Koochi, koochi, koo..."
Joe Hart: "Who the f**k is this nobody who dare to score against me and the mighty Man City?"
Celtic's new signing: Xavi (centre) and Andres Iniesta (right). And that little bloke on the left? Buy 2, get 1 free.
Wenger: "You all stop sniggering at my new striker."
Joe Cole: "This Stewart Downing...his crosses are too high. Who does he think I am...Andy Carroll?"
Jermaine Defoe: "These lightweight boots are really light and springly....hey! I've got lift-off!"
At the end of UCL game with Ajax, Man City facing elimination.....
"Didn't my boss struck a deal with you guys?"
Later, at the press conference...
"The problem is mis-communication,erh.. with the referee and asistances,
for the last 2 games, we will win at any price.
Terry: "Nabeh Suarez, why the f**k did you clatter into me so hard?"
Suarez: "They told me to 'Kick Racism Out of Football' mah."
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"KNN, what hit me? It was so fast I only saw a blur but it looked like a red Ferrari."
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The moment a red Ferrari smashed into a blue Comfort taxi. Investigations later revealed that the Ferrari was set to 'Race' mode.
Correction. Ferrari was set to 'Racist' mode.
"Pull yourself together, Stevie G. We know you regretted not joining Chelsea and missed out on winning the FA Cup, the Premier League and the Champions League; but can you do the crying after the game?"
Pardew: "I sold Andy Carroll to Liverpool for 35 million pounds. Now you have him on loan free. Is it time to settle?"
Allardyce: "The money is already in your Swiss bank account."
Allardyce: "Andy Carroll, intimidate their goalkeeper! Make yourself big and scary! Like this!"
You know your team-mates are getting old and slow when they take an eternity to reach you to celebrate your goal.
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Suarez: "My team-mates don't want to congratulate me on my goal huh? I don't need them; I have got 2 million friends on Facebook."
Torres: "Pleeease! Please don't give me straight red card. I want to face my old club Liverpool the next week."
Ref Clattenburg: "I always pun chance one. Okie dokie, only a yellow card for you."
Torres: "Kum sia! Kum sia!"
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Yes you Leongsam, you are the central defender today
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