Bro, honestly, you should a write a regular column in the press for all Singapore males how to negotiate their way thru the treacherous path of cheonging without losing their pants.
I guarantee you it will be a runaway success. Its not only your experience, its the way you write, explain without being confrontational, sarcastic or patronising. Use of words such as "AWAS", "akan datang", "aduan" etc all add to the Singapore local flavour.
Time for SPH to bring in a good columnist that can connect with the ground. From a column on "Singapore Nitelife", slowly can create a political column "The Common Man and his Govt"