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scroobal

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I was always different. I knew that when I took the bus to school each morning. The journey was long and I had the attention span of a housefly. Rather than die of boredom, I decided on Chess. A chess book to keep me occupied on those long and deary journeys. I had the smarts but not the discipline. I read the book in every journey and naturally became good at it. Mr Lau told me that I will live by my wits and my chess and he was right.

I also realised that it was not only chess that I liked. It was also mature women and I was only in my teens. It consumed me and both of these would take me around the world and back.

I did not make it to NUS but I made sure that I attended the hops and if you attended the hops during my time, I was the chap who made mooning a vocation until someone told me that I had the whitest ass of any kind. I was mad and I stopped mooning but the relationship with mature women would be my passion and I liked them white. My elder siblings realised that I had to receive tertiary education but I resisted. I only agreed when a mother of my school mate told his friends that I was pursuing her with flowers by attempting to woo her when the kids were attending Uni. Well she was separated and I was young and available.

To Toronto I went, the home of the more matured and white women. I enrolled diligently but it was never to last. Can you beat this, I eloped with the lecturer and we picked a cave and lived the hedonistic life butt naked. I told you I was different. That lasted for 2 weeks and my lack of attention span kicked in again. More white and matured women and life was a breeze. They paid and I played including chess. A habit was forming and I could not help myself.

I was called back home but Singapore had opened its door and liberally welcomed all and sundry. It meant more white and matured women right at home. It was the same - chess and women.

I am sure it was love and to think of it, it was always love and with every woman. So I got married and we became a family with a kid. But habit is nothing but more of the same. It was a comfortable life. And we were in Wales. My roving eyes and my chess continued to rule. The family came to an end. It was one too many chances.

Then something happened, the desire to return home. Quick search of the memory and two came to mind. I called the first but there was no pick-up. I called the second and bingo, the game was on. I did my usual routine and it worked. I got more mileage from that bike than all I could have dreamed.

Will it last? More like, can I kick a habit? I don't think so. I never held a job, never was tied down and never could explain why I was like that. How long it will last, I will not know. I began to realise that the neighbourhood that I was going to live in has a lot of white matured women and there was also the future mother in law. Its going to be hell. Then again life is sweet.

I was always different.
 
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cooleo

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This seem to be written by Suckmiko Tan's husband to be. Wow sounds like a useless bum for sure.
 

cooleo

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Looks like this useless bum got a ticket to participating in chess competitions in Wales by marrying a Welsh woman

Suan-Shiau takes Welsh title from Williams

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Howard or AH Williams, one of the most famous names in Welsh chess, came out of retirement and took part in this year's Welsh Championship, held at the Cardiff Moat House Hotel over Easter.

Williams, who won the title seventeen times and played for Wales on countless occasions was known to his former colleagues as 'AH Wales' but failed to become Welsh champion for an eighteenth time as he was just edged out by Suan-Shiau Evans-Quek who arrived on the Welsh chess scene from Singapore after Williams had retired.

The new champion is qualified to play for Wales through his marriage to Welsh women's international Debbie Evans-Quek and he has competed with success in the British championship. His key victory came in the fourth round over defending champion Richard Jones, a game which ended with a spectacular combination that brought him to 4/4 on the way to a final tally of 6/7.

Final Scores: 1st Suan Evans-Quek 6/7; 2nd Howard Williams 5.5; 3-6th Leighton Williams, Iolo Jones, Ioan Rees & Tim Kett 5. 30 players.

A fine demolition of the King's Indian but Black's play was a little too direct in the opening. 11& Qe7 intending 12& Bd7, cxd5 and b5 or a rook to the c file was a reasonable plan. Also 11& Qb6 12.Be3 Ng4 trying to exploit the omission of h3 was possible and then if 13.Na4 Nxe3 14.Nxb6 Nxd1 15.Nxa8 Nc3 with interesting play. After 12.Be3! there is the threat of dxc6 and Bxc5 exploiting the undefended Qd8. 12& Qe7 was still playable but after he allows the breakthrough with 14.c5! Black's queenside pawns are weak and a5 soon falls. The snap attack with g4-g5 proves very strong with Black's minor pieces unable to defend and the finish is lovely.
 

streetsmart73

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This seem to be written by Suckmiko Tan's husband to be. Wow sounds like a useless bum for sure.

hi there


1. honest, it was one fine article, pointblank and good.
2. well, if the sentiment is true, good luck to sumo.
3. the guy in question is after mature white gals and playing chess.
4. wow! what a catch, he is!
 

cooleo

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hi there


1. honest, it was one fine article, pointblank and good.
2. well, if the sentiment is true, good luck to sumo.
3. the guy in question is after mature white gals and playing chess.
4. wow! what a catch, he is!

>>Will it last? More like, can I kick a habit? I don't think so. I never held a job, never was tied down and never could explain why I was like that. How long it will last, I will not know.<<

Sounds like a fantastic husband to be. Suckmiko Tan really do herself in this time.
 

Ramseth

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He play chinese chess a lot. For a moment I thought scroobal getting married. :biggrin:

Scroobal is already married. Last I heard, his father-in-law went missing during the World Cup. But George Yeo isn't about to issue Interpol warrant to arrest Wayne Rooney under Section 377(a) without more concrete (and preferrably graphic) evidence. :biggrin:
 

kingrant

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:pAh..I got it figured out..

Scroobal is an electrician. Recently he had sex at 130 kph with a prostitute on his racing bicycle on the M1 in UK.
 
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