"As the candy hearts poured into the fiery quasar, a wonderous thing
happened, why not? They vaporized into a mystical love radiation that
spread across the universe, destroying many, many planets - including two
gangster planets and a cowboy world. But one planet was exactly the right
distance to see the romantic rays, but not be destroyed by them - Earth.
So all over the world, couples stood together in joy. And me, Zoidberg!
And no one could've been happier, unless it would've also been
Valentine's Day. What? It was? Hooray!"
choosing a toaster oven
convection toaster oven