this joke was originally told by Gus Dur during some indo parliament sitting; the target of the joke was Suharto.
Suharto asked the boy what would you like as your reward. The boy answered: plse dont tell anyone I saved your life!
One day, Lee Kuan Yew woke up and found himself in Heaven. The angels guided to join a queue. Josef Stalin and Mao Tse-tung were ahead in the queue. The angels said, "You shall be interviewed by God Himself to assess the position you shall have in Heaven."
God asked Stalin, "Son, how do you account for what you did on Earth?" He replied, "I'm often been misunderstood. I've saved many people but I needed to kill 20 million people in order to save 200 million people." God said, "I see, you shall be seated on my left."
God then asked Mao, " Son, how do you account for what you did on Earth?" He replied, "I'm been even more misunderstood. I've save even more people but I need to kill 20 million people in order to save 1 billion people." God said, "I see, you shall be seated on my right."
God then asked LKY, "Son, how do you account for what you did on Earth?" He replied, "First, I'm not your Son. Second, get the hell out of my Seat!"