Why Would Parents Name Their Child as Chee Hong and Pantat?

[gingerlyn]

Senior civil servant Chee Hong Tat, 41, resigns from the civil service

Mr Chee has recently been attending community events with Bishan-Toa Payoh GRC MP Hri Kumar Nair, who is expected to retire from politics at the upcoming polls.

The senior civil servant accompanied Mr Nair at a durian-themed party last Saturday,where he shook hands with Thomson-Toa Payoh residents.

 

[NanoSpeed]

Anybody whose name is Chee Hong must add an English name as prefix.

Since people are getting very fancy and liberal with creating their own English names, again anybody with the name Chee Hong would surely find the English name "Mangina" befitting.

 

[xpo2015]

You tell me your name and let us be creative and find some fun with it?

 

[halsey02]

You tell me your name and let us be creative and find some fun with it?

How about, 发呵楽？aka Fart A lot?

 

[laksaboy]

Sometimes your parents don't like you.

 

[glockman]

Or sometimes your parents consulted a feng shui master and obtained "pak tze". When superstition beats common sense, you get a name like Chee Hong Tat. Wonder if he has a sibling call Chee Bye Tat.

 

[laksaboy]

Back in the old days when nurses in a polyclinic would call out your name loudly while you were waiting for your turn, I've always fantasized about what would happen if they shouted "Chow Chee Bai!".

 

[Narong Wongwan]

Or sometimes your parents consulted a feng shui master and obtained "pak tze". When superstition beats common sense, you get a name like Chee Hong Tat. Wonder if he has a sibling call Chee Bye Tat.

Cannot la....like this sure incest happen as the Chee hong sure stick to the Chee bye

 

[halsey02]

Back in the old days when nurses in a polyclinic would call out your name loudly while you were waiting for your turn, I've always fantasized about what would happen if they shouted "Chow Chee Bai!".

Wasn't there someone in the past, you will read this person's the name in the Shit Times, "Ang Gee Bah"....

 

[Balls2U]

These are some of the crude names I have come across :

Lau Lan (Chinese is Liu Lan)
Siah Lan
Wee Kian Fatt
Tew Hai
Lim Chiu
Giam Chye Seng
Loo Kian Png
Ang Sa Kwa

And some Ah Tiongs with funny Christian names :

Pussy Chang
Pencil Liu
Tornado Chen
Mountain Wang
Smarty Chen
Cushion ??? (can't remember surname)
Beamy Wu
Chandelier ??? (can't remember surname)

 

[GoldenDragon]

Back in the old days when nurses in a polyclinic would call out your name loudly while you were waiting for your turn, I've always fantasized about what would happen if they shouted "Chow Chee Bai!".

Or Wa Kan Seng.

 

[gingerlyn]

Or Wa Kan Seng.

sorry, i am a nyonya,
what is wa kan seng? can i make a guess? does it mean ï fuck first?

 

[babuSingh]

At least better than Carl Chng or kim de

 

[SongBoh]

sorry, i am a nyonya,
what is wa kan seng? can i make a guess? does it mean ï fuck first?

Yeah, I fuck first. Like that song boh?

 

[SongBoh]

Senior civil servant Chee Hong Tat, 41, resigns from the civil service

Mr Chee has recently been attending community events with Bishan-Toa Payoh GRC MP Hri Kumar Nair, who is expected to retire from politics at the upcoming polls.

The senior civil servant accompanied Mr Nair at a durian-themed party last Saturday,where he shook hands with Thomson-Toa Payoh residents.

Why as civil servant he went shaking hands with residents? Civil servant is supposed to be neutral and independent.

With the civil servant like part of the papigs, like that song boh?

 

[steffychun]

Same as why parents would name their future scholar sons Tuck Yew and Ah Mee.

 

[glockman]

These are some of the crude names I have come across :

Lau Lan (Chinese is Liu Lan)
Siah Lan
Wee Kian Fatt
Tew Hai
Lim Chiu
Giam Chye Seng
Loo Kian Png
Ang Sa Kwa

And some Ah Tiongs with funny Christian names :

Pussy Chang
Pencil Liu
Tornado Chen
Mountain Wang
Smarty Chen
Cushion ??? (can't remember surname)
Beamy Wu
Chandelier ??? (can't remember surname)

I used to know a guy, Wong Peng Sang (loosely translated sure die)

 

[Lizzert]

Chee Hong-because the father steal eat during child s pregnancy..
Pantat because father forced mother to do anal during child s pregnancy..

 

[frenchbriefs]

what kind of parents call their child Foo Mee Har?

 

[rusty]

This one is the worst, kenna chee-bye stench....Teo Chee Hian.