Why he cover his KKJ in front of an old english hag?

[BusNo64]

Do you all know why he cover his kkj when he saw the queen coming? Dont tell me an old english hag also can make him have an erection

 

[Alamaking]

The queen is prettier than his wife, LOL

 

[tun_dr_m]

Do you all know why he cover his kkj when he saw the queen coming? Dont tell me an old english hag also can make him have an erection

WRONG!

Old Ang Moh Za Bor looked for something within men's pants but Ah Kua PM got NOTHING inside there, so must COVER UP!

OK?

 

[tun_dr_m]

Lee Ass Loong is actually LKY's DAUGHTER instead of son

You know 花木兰？ Mulan the movie? Daughter dressed up as male pretending to be the son? Go to war on behalf of sick and useless father.

This is exactly the same in Singapore lah.

LKY is dying and fucked up. So the Boh Lan Par Ass Loong dressed up as man to pretend able to fight lah. But actually is just LKY's daughter lah.

木兰词

佚名
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唧唧复唧唧，木兰当户织。不闻机杼声，惟闻女叹息。问女何所思？ 问女何所忆？"女亦无所思，女亦无所忆。昨夜见军帖，可汗大点兵,军书十二卷，卷卷有爷名。阿爷无大儿，木兰无长兄，愿为市鞍马，从此替爷征。"


东市买骏马，西市买鞍鞯，南市买辔头，北市买长鞭。旦辞爷娘去，暮宿黄河边。不闻爷娘唤女声，但闻黄河流水声溅溅。旦辞黄河去，暮宿黑山头。不闻爷娘唤女声，但闻燕山胡骑声啾啾。


万里赴戎机，关山度若飞；朔气传金柝，寒光照铁衣。将军百战死，壮士十年归。

归来见天子，天子坐明堂；策勋十二转，赏赐百千强。可汗问所欲，"木兰不用尚书郎；愿借明驮千里足，送儿还故乡。"


爷娘闻女来，出郭相扶将；阿姊闻妹来，当户理红妆；小弟闻姊来，磨刀霍霍向猪羊。——开我东阁门，坐我西阁床，脱我战时袍，着我旧时裳。当窗理云鬓，对镜贴花黄。出门看火伴，火伴皆惊惶："同行十二年，不知木兰是女郎。"

雄兔脚扑朔，雌兔眼迷离；两兔傍地走，安能辨我是雄雌？


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hua_Mulan

 

[takcheksian]

Re: Lee Ass Loong is actually LKY's DAUGHTER instead of son

No wonder the son-in-law looks like a man.

And what about the 'daughter' who is a hospital administrator and occasional bullshitter in Shit Times? Lee Wei Ling is actually LKY's useless, boh lampar son!!!

You know 花木兰？ Mulan the movie? Daughter dressed up as male pretending to be the son? Go to war on behalf of sick and useless father.

This is exactly the same in Singapore lah.

LKY is dying and fucked up. So the Boh Lan Par Ass Loong dressed up as man to pretend able to fight lah. But actually is just LKY's daughter lah.

木兰词

佚名
​

唧唧复唧唧，木兰当户织。不闻机杼声，惟闻女叹息。问女何所思？ 问女何所忆？"女亦无所思，女亦无所忆。昨夜见军帖，可汗大点兵,军书十二卷，卷卷有爷名。阿爷无大儿，木兰无长兄，愿为市鞍马，从此替爷征。"


东市买骏马，西市买鞍鞯，南市买辔头，北市买长鞭。旦辞爷娘去，暮宿黄河边。不闻爷娘唤女声，但闻黄河流水声溅溅。旦辞黄河去，暮宿黑山头。不闻爷娘唤女声，但闻燕山胡骑声啾啾。


万里赴戎机，关山度若飞；朔气传金柝，寒光照铁衣。将军百战死，壮士十年归。

归来见天子，天子坐明堂；策勋十二转，赏赐百千强。可汗问所欲，"木兰不用尚书郎；愿借明驮千里足，送儿还故乡。"


爷娘闻女来，出郭相扶将；阿姊闻妹来，当户理红妆；小弟闻姊来，磨刀霍霍向猪羊。——开我东阁门，坐我西阁床，脱我战时袍，着我旧时裳。当窗理云鬓，对镜贴花黄。出门看火伴，火伴皆惊惶："同行十二年，不知木兰是女郎。"

雄兔脚扑朔，雌兔眼迷离；两兔傍地走，安能辨我是雄雌？


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hua_Mulan

 

[cooleo]

Re: Lee Ass Loong is actually LKY's DAUGHTER instead of son

You know 花木兰？ Mulan the movie? Daughter dressed up as male pretending to be the son? Go to war on behalf of sick and useless father.

This is exactly the same in Singapore lah.

LKY is dying and fucked up. So the Boh Lan Par Ass Loong dressed up as man to pretend able to fight lah. But actually is just LKY's daughter lah.



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hua_Mulan

Are u implying that Ass Loong is fillial and brave just like Hua Mulan?!

 

[myo539]

Re: Lee Ass Loong is actually LKY's DAUGHTER instead of son

No wonder the son-in-law looks like a man.

And what about the 'daughter' who is a hospital administrator and occasional bullshitter in Shit Times? Lee Wei Ling is actually LKY's useless, boh lampar son!!!

IMH has been looking for some patients missing from the wards. Are you one of them?

 

[Highfalutin]

Re: Lee Ass Loong is actually LKY's DAUGHTER instead of son

IMH has been looking for some patients missing from the wards. Are you one of them?

And I am looking for a PAP bitch to suck my dick. Are you one of them?

 

[hairylee]

Like Mr Bean he also forgot to zip his trousers.
Thank God he did not bow to the Queen like Mr Bean did.

God Save the Queen!!!!!​

 

[BusNo64]

you all dont like dat leh, always make fun of me..heeheeheehee​